Saltine Cracker

When someone is saltier than shit. Also when that person is a cracker

Person 1: What is wrong with him?
Person 2: He is mad, salty in fact.
Person 1: How salty?
Person 2: He's a saltine cracker

by fuckface25 September 3, 2016

saltine sally

A saltine sally is a person who is a wussy square cracker.

Damn it Mumbles, quit acting like a saltine sally!

by Jimi Vox May 1, 2008

Saltine Jigaboo

A white cracker that wants to be a jigaboo nigga

Josh : Whudup fam
Alex : Josh what the fuck are you doing
Josh : Shiii maen whad du you mean?
Alex : Stop being a Saltine Jigaboo, your a cracker dumbass.

by Man of Coochie November 23, 2022

Saltine american

The analytical way to call a caucasion a cracker.

I'm not a cracker I prefer to be called saltine american.

by iced cream scampi October 21, 2019

saltine cracka

A rich white person that is pale or white with an all white faimily
ex. garrett elmendorf in 1891

Even Garrett's brother is a saltine cracka

by jermaine kelly May 24, 2004

saltine-job

When a girl gives you a head job to climax then blow dries your dick to make the load stick to your nuts then and pours salt on them....

Matt: That chick gave me the best saltine-job last night at Kmart.

by Master saltine chef February 10, 2017

saltine cracker

the act of a black women pouring salt on a white man during intercourse, followed by an ass biting.

did you just pull a saltine cracker?

hell yeah i did now get out my house!

by tyboogey September 20, 2009