Devil's Saliva

Mayonnaise.

So called because its scent is what one might imagine Satan's coffee breath to smell like and each jarful of it is made from the coagulated pus of one thousand corpulent rodents.

Not to be confused with Devil's Spit, which is a thoroughly delicious hot sauce served at Famous Dave's restaurants.

Mom: "Billy, do you want some mayo on your turkey sandwich"

Billy: "Devil's saliva? Nah, you'd be better off just giving me some E. coli infected spinach"

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Southern Saliva

Northern saliva being your spit from thy mouth and southern saliva being gravy from the penal region

Concerning Mono: You can catch Mono from your significant other during northern saliva trading but during southern saliva exchange, the disease is non transferable.

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Saliva Buffer Zone

The part of an item of food you and a friend purposefully don't eat when sharing said food item, as to not accidentally ingest some of the other other's saliva. Thus preventing the spread of germs.

Mark: "Dude can i share that piece of pizza with you? I'm starving.... "

John: "Sure... I guess, we just have to be sure to leave a saliva buffer zone..."

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