by Walter April 15, 2005
Get the salfatta mug.This polish kickboxer told me to rip a whole bong of salvia in one hit and hold it for 30 seconds. I got to 15 and thought i felt something. I got to 20 and knew for sure I was feeling something. I got to 25 and forgot why I started counting in the first place. By the time I hit 30 I was floating down to the couch. Two of my best friends were standing in front of me, but I had absolutely no idea who they were. They were talking to me but their voices sounded like Charlie Brown's teacher. I looked down at my legs and they were fusing with the coffee table and couch. I looked to my right and all the furniture that was to the right of me was crawling up the wall and the ceiling extended to the far reaches of the universe. I looked behind me and saw that a darkness was sweeping over our dimension. The only thing that I could rationalize at the time was that our world was ending, but I was ok with it, because the life I led has been pretty bitchin'. So i sat there waiting for this giant void blanket of destruction and disintegration to finish consuming our existence. Then i started to come out of the trip and my friends said I looked like a newborn baby, and that everything I looked at looked like it was the first time i had ever seen it. Sounds about right. Also Jethro Tull will never be the same again. Great Trip!
by Manta Ray April 11, 2008
Get the Salvia mug.the first time i smokedd salvia i was in my room alone. Cleared my bong and held it in.8 seconds later there are 100s of little people behind my walls grabbing my skin and my face. my black curtains turned into waterfalls of black ink. then i jumped up off my bed for saftey and relized i was still in my room alone. and i was still holding my bong
by Lindsay Schneider July 11, 2007
Get the salvia mug.a really strong hallucenogen, that you can smoke or chew (legally), that gives you a short, but wild high which can end up in uncontrollable drooling, laughing, freaking out, a loss of reality, and a sudden and extreme sense of heat all over your body. When you do salvia it is highly recommended to have someone sober to assist you while you take your "trip".
Murph decided to smoke the salvia he just bought in the store parking lot, and quickly found out it was too much for public use when he suddenly turned retarded and left his reality in the truck with his friends.
by tim pimpy murphy October 10, 2007
Get the salvia mug.A name/ nickname for a girl that possesses the ability to change guys' and girls' minds. She has an outstanding charm and frankly can get anything she wants because of it.
She is the best of both worlds, intelligent (she gets straight A's, if not higher), quick witted with exquisite conversation skills. She obtains a breathtaking beauty with a flawless complection and eyes that one could swim in forever. She has an impeccable sense of humor that can fit into any and every situation, whether it's an icebreaker at a funeral, one that will crack up elders, or an insanely explicit (usually sexual) comment, which could only be mentioned whilst among friends.
She can be devious and a bit leery, although, she hides her true intentions behind a mask of innocence.
She is usually extremely sexual, even though she might not expose that side of her to the outside world. She is the sexual godess all men (and some women) fantasise about, with an appetite and taste for sex that appeals to roughly everyone. She is both Madonna and the Whore, which some lucky gals and fellas will come to notice. However, she tends to use sex as a way to pay/repay a purchase or favor, although that seldom happens.
She most defiantly has a sugar daddy (matter of fact, she probably has a number of sugar daddies), but rarely dares to commit in such things as relationships.
In conclusion, the most beautiful, perfect and exciting sin you'll ever come across in your life, a solid ten on any scale.
She is the best of both worlds, intelligent (she gets straight A's, if not higher), quick witted with exquisite conversation skills. She obtains a breathtaking beauty with a flawless complection and eyes that one could swim in forever. She has an impeccable sense of humor that can fit into any and every situation, whether it's an icebreaker at a funeral, one that will crack up elders, or an insanely explicit (usually sexual) comment, which could only be mentioned whilst among friends.
She can be devious and a bit leery, although, she hides her true intentions behind a mask of innocence.
She is usually extremely sexual, even though she might not expose that side of her to the outside world. She is the sexual godess all men (and some women) fantasise about, with an appetite and taste for sex that appeals to roughly everyone. She is both Madonna and the Whore, which some lucky gals and fellas will come to notice. However, she tends to use sex as a way to pay/repay a purchase or favor, although that seldom happens.
She most defiantly has a sugar daddy (matter of fact, she probably has a number of sugar daddies), but rarely dares to commit in such things as relationships.
In conclusion, the most beautiful, perfect and exciting sin you'll ever come across in your life, a solid ten on any scale.
Boy 1: hey is that Jared's new girlfriend?
Boy2: no way dude, she is a Safia.
Example 2.
Boy 1: I have this girl in my class that I like, but she's a total Safia...
Boy 2: yea you don't have a chance!
Boy2: no way dude, she is a Safia.
Example 2.
Boy 1: I have this girl in my class that I like, but she's a total Safia...
Boy 2: yea you don't have a chance!
by Jasonzuilly June 26, 2017
Get the Safia mug.Salvia divinorum, a plant of the mint family propogated by South American indians. Also known as Diviners Sage.
Is to be smoked for its hallucinogenic properties due to the active compound salvinorum A.
Is to be smoked for its hallucinogenic properties due to the active compound salvinorum A.
by Holoman May 7, 2003
Get the salvia mug.Salvia divinorum has become increasingly well-known and more widely available in modern culture. The rise of the Internet since the 1990s has seen the growth of many businesses selling live Salvia plants, dried leaves, extracts and other preparations. During this time medical experts and accident and emergency rooms have not been reporting cases that suggest particular health concerns and police have not been reporting it as a significant issue with regard to public order offences. Yet Salvia divinorum has attracted increasing attention from the media and some lawmakers.
After about our 3rd Salvia sesh, I was a hilbilly named Joe showing people my lawnmower and Harry was the Red Baron shooting down Snoopy
by Vaul December 16, 2007
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