salad

another word for shit courtesy of jay and silent bob

hey man hold on i gotta take a wicked salad

by pretty pissy April 26, 2006

salad

The word that, slowly but surely, is replacing lol as the word for amusement/hilarity.

"why did the chicken cross the road?
...
to get to the other side!"
"salad"

by Tom93 October 2, 2005

salad

The style and look of a metrosexual male's hair, usually styled with a ridiculous amount of gel and featuring hightlights, often of blue or pink color.

"Dude, my salad is lookin' kinda bangin right now."

by JNick May 6, 2006

salad

the best group of friends ever. made up of the realest, nicest, funniest ppl ever.

me(talking to lily): should we invite salad
lily:yeaaaa i love them

by buttcheekersbublenuggets August 24, 2019

salad

the shit that is still in the rectum.

mixed food that is in it's final stage of digestion

by Adwo February 4, 2004

salad

When you moon somebody, and tuck your nuts and weiner between your legs when you do it.

"i just gave that passing car a salad"

by Tommy F. September 21, 2005

salad

A homosexual, effeminate, or pathetic individual. Linked to homosexual slur "fruit." Owing to the large amount of homosexuals or men appearing homosexual in New York City, the phrase "fruit salad" naturally followed. Simply "salad" was the next logical progression. Abbrev: "sally"

Jadakiss: "salad ass niggaz."
"Yo, that shirt is soo salad."

by rch April 28, 2005