1. When your Finance Manager is so shitty they can’t understand the P&L. The leadership team puts a range in a random number generator and predicts an outcome more accurately than the person responsible.
2. Completing financial reports while wearing yoga pants and a half shirt.
3. Eating Coco Puffs and drinking Coke while budgeting a business
2. Completing financial reports while wearing yoga pants and a half shirt.
3. Eating Coco Puffs and drinking Coke while budgeting a business
1.I can’t believe your using the Sal Financials, nothing like using random number generator to run an effective business
2. Better put on your Sal Financial attire for hot yoga tonight
3. I have to submit my yearly budget, better get my Sal Financial dinner together.
2. Better put on your Sal Financial attire for hot yoga tonight
3. I have to submit my yearly budget, better get my Sal Financial dinner together.
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