Sarum

1) The sickest guy ever, literally a g, he's always a kind and nice person, really sick at sports, never gets caught lacking, all the girls love him, he's a very smart person, ripped af, got them big shoulders, one of the best at footballer known to mankind, basically the perfect person that'd you inspire to be.
2) Also a really high achieving school in Salisbury.

John) Damn Bailey I really do wish I was Sarum, if only one day I could be like him.
Bailey) Dude cmon be a little bit more realistic, he's an absolute top class chap.

Sarum by ManLikeMichael February 21, 2018

SYFUMAWIFY 

Acronym for "STICK YOUR FINGER UP MY ASS WHILE I'M FUCKING YOU"
Originates from the band Messengers from the Sexual Frontier

"Thurman Jane, you know I'll always love you
I'll do anything you want me to do
Whether it be sex for money
Thurman, you'll always be my honey!
Whaddya want me to do, Thurman?!
AHHH
WHADDYA WANT ME TO DO?!
AH WANT YOU TO
STICK YOUR FINGER UP MY ASS WHILE I'M FUCKIN' YOU
SYFUMAWIFY"

SYFUMAWIFY by Kate Castillo December 29, 2005

SAFM it

When you miss something on Fox, 2Day FM or B105 (east coast Australian radio stations), you can listen to it on SAFM again half an hour later because of the time zones and the fact that the shows are networked so it will sound exactly the same. You would stream it on the internet. (also can be 92.9 in Perth which is 2 hours behind)

Did you listen to blast from the past on the Hamish & Andy show?

No, I'll SAFM it.

SAFM it by puppet1991.com May 7, 2008

Sakumiji 

A timer for popular anime subtitles, Sakumiji is also the most gorgeous girl in the anime world. She can be found on IRC channels helping other subbers distribute popular anime series, along with her favorite "fansub" group, Taka.

Typically, she is sweet and affectionate to her friends, most specifically the "Fanfour," consisting of Secludedly, BobbyDrake and Carbon. She can usually be found laughing at random words like "What?" and "Serioso" and is easily agitated by stupid comments, typically responding simply with "-.-" as an indication to "BACK THE FUCK UP."

Without Sakumiji, subbing would be harder thanks to her expertise in timing and she sacrifices her health constantly for the sake of the fans and fellow coworkers.

She likes Hello Kitty, Taka Fansubs, the color pink, internet, IRC, making intimidating emoticons, fashion, Naruto, classical music, jpop/rock, and other various and random things.

"Oh, look. Sakumiji came online. We're saved!"
"Hey, Sakumiji... I wish I was as hot as you. :)"

Sakumiji by Anonymous54m September 28, 2009

Saum 

A wild child. Somewhat explosive. Cute yet dangerous. Often referred to as Saum Bomb, this person will take the money out of you desk and then "help you look for it"

Dude, she's a total Saum Bomb

Saum by Georgio Alfonso January 21, 2020

Hand of Saruman 

A (generally) sexual maneuver in which a woman covers her hand in her own uterine lining that is in the process of being slowly evacuated from her birth canal and slaps it on the face or chest of the man, leaving a red handprint, while exclaiming "Saruman!"

Leah told us about the time she gave her boyfriend the Hand of Saruman. It was gross.

Hand of Saruman by Samuel Eels July 31, 2006

safura 

Safura is the kindest person ever. Safura is a God and when they walk in the room the energy changes and all the eyes is on them..

STAN SAFURA!

Person 1: Who's that, a God?
Person 2: No, it's just Safura!

safura by Spicywap69a October 28, 2021