Sadfap

The act of simultaneously masturbating and crying your eyes out. This is usually due to depression and desire for sexual companionship. Although not necessary to fall under the category, some find it useful and economically efficient to use their tears has a substitute lubricant AKA slippery sauce.

My imaginary girlfriend died last night so I sadfapped till' the morrow.

by ThePowerBauer April 22, 2014

Safa

the baddest chick out there a freak in the sheets she's stunning and cam be cold as ice but she's a sweetheart only for the people she likes however dont mess with her because she has a very bad side she hides she dosent believe in love at a young age but she open to knowing new peaple who look gentle ..overall she's an independent sweet..cold..crazy woman who will love you anddd put you in your place and if u want her to like you just know your place and dont cross a line

isn't that the hottie safa

by Ryder james January 2, 2018

Saffiyah

Saffiyah is one of the most beautiful girl you will ever meet , she starts beautiful from young and only gets more beautiful. She's very smart however gets into a lot of trouble unnecessarily. People admire to make rumours about her because they are simply jealous. Saffiyah's are very rich and gets even more wealthier as they grow older. Most saffiyah's have really curvy (thick) bodies which is highly attractive for any man . Her personality is the best you'll ever find, she's extremely funny but silly with it and she will always be loyal to anyone she needs to be with.

I want me a Saffiyah , she has the whole package

by Supreme_1000 September 12, 2017

Tard Safari

The event of a pack of tards breaking the door open in tard class, leaving them free to waddle out and whoop all over school, wreaking havoc among all the normal students.

*CRASH!!!!!*
tards: WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP
guy1: HOLY SHIT EVERYONE RUN!!
guy2: What's going on??
tards: *waddle through the cafeteria, flipping tables with tard-strength*
guy1: Its a fucking Tard Safari!
guy2: Aw shit, lets get out of here!!

by Tomalo October 10, 2011

Safaa

Safaa is a beautiful funny girl. She's amazing and if your her friend your really lucky.

She's funny like safaa!

by Madmop123 November 17, 2016

Food-safari

A term that describes the journey embarked on when visiting multiple food vendors, in fairly quick sucession, whilst trying to satisfy an insatiable hunger- this journey is typically made as a result of being absolutely shit-faced.

'Hey Justin, I went on a crazy food-safari on the way home from the pub last night: pizza, kebab AND Donalds."

by Lyrical_chef March 13, 2017

bbc safari

to hunt big black cock bbc; the act of a huntress or group of female hunters seeking out the largest of the large black cocks. Upon capture the hunted impale the hunters with their black meat swords until satisfaction is achieved.

"What are you doing tonight?"

"Melissa, Annie and I are going on a BBC Safari"

by Mel loves the BBC April 20, 2008