super-size returnable-container swindle

Refers to the pathetically-selfish practice of a miser’s offering a naïve fellow human one or more huge trash bags full of returnable containers as payment for his running one or more errands and/or performing some task around the shyster’s house or property, only for the hapless workman to later discover that the bags merely contain a comparatively few very large (i.e., gallon and/or 2-/3-liter) plastic containers, rather than the logically-expected “haul” of many dozens of ordinary-sized glass/plastic drink-bottles and aluminum beverage-cans; he is thus being paid only a small fraction of the “apparent reimbursement” that the gigantic bulging bags had “implied”.

I always insist on either “counting through” bags of bottles/cans before accepting them as payment for something, or having clear-plastic sacks be used to bag up the returnables, so that I can actually see the size/type/number of the containers inside the bags, and thus be more sure of getting the approximate reimbursement that I’ve been led to believe I’d be receiving as my end of the deal... there are waaaay too many advantage-takers out there who are eager to try to pull the ol' "super-size returnable-container swindle" on people like me.

by QuacksO September 9, 2018

swindle

to dodge or juke someone in a game

i’m being chased, oh get swindled

by Horsey Horse Neigh July 17, 2019

Swindling

The semi polite way of saying your going to steal something.

I don't have any money until payday, I'll have to go swindling to get that new outfit i saw.

Friend 1 - That's a nice jacket, wherre is it from?
friend 2 - i swindled it from kmart.

by infectedslut November 29, 2022

Swindle

When one messes up for themselves or for others, simulate nously making themselves or others dissapointed

Jawad, the Swindler, out swindled himself when he didn't get good grades

by Ramen or Ramster November 17, 2021

SWINDLE

When somebody lies and tricks you to do something that is retarted.

Bill swindled Joe into giving him his girls number.

by blackchink69 February 11, 2022

Ben Swindle

Ben Swindle is the guy who will always give you advice and playfully call you a dumb fuck. Ben Swindles usually have tan skin, curly, spongey hair, and amazing eyes. If you see a Ben Swindle wave at him and get to know him. It'll be worth it.

Person a: "Did you talk to Ben Swindle yet?"
Person b: "Yeah! He's my bestfriend!"

by Bored_and_curious October 3, 2021

coty swindles

He's just waiting to fleece any unexpected victim.

I was swindled by that guy... again. I can't believe he ripped me off again! Swindles... he cheated while we were betting... God Damn mf Coty Swindles!

by screamo1 March 7, 2022