B.A.S.S.

B.A.S.S. Blue Ass Splatter Syndrome, When you take a huge shit in a freshly cleaned port-a-shitter, your huge load drops into the blue liquid and splatters your ass with blue liquid.

Each day I dread going to work because of the B.A.S.S.

by Herf69 December 1, 2007

B.A.S.S.

B.A.S.S. basically means taking a Big Ass Super Shit

Chris had food poisoning from shit food on the street, so he often went to the rest room to let out a B.A.S.S.

by ompa loompa November 2, 2010

s.b.a.s

S.B.A.S or (Sympathy Ball Ache Syndrome)
The moment when every guy in the surrounding area cringes and grabs his own balls after a horrific story involving the destruction of ones "manhood".
Also see Penis sympathy

Angie kicked Justin in the balls so hard everyone else felt them crunch. it was immediate S.B.A.S for the boys in the room.

by Jesse Lagers December 29, 2007

B.A.S.S.

Bitches Are So Shady! This means that if your a female you cant help but to be shady to men....... In one way shape or form all Bitches Are So Shady!

You know that one bitch that my nigga likes well she is the B.A.S.S. Master!!!!

by That Boy Matt Smith April 28, 2006

S.B.C.S.

an acronym for Sweaty Butt Crack Syndrome, also used for Slippery Butt Crack Syndrome

After a vigorous bike ride, armstrong had bad case of S.B.C.S.

by King_J September 23, 2005

B.A.S.S.

Stands For Big, Ass, Skanky, Slut, usually used to define a blonde white hoe but can be used for a slut of any race

Abby is such a B.A.S.S. i heard the whole 10th grade choir class fucked her.

by XoXoBeautyGirlXoXo akaKnockers June 25, 2010

B.O.S.S.

Bears, On, Something, Sexual

he plays xbox like a B.O.S.S.

by The German6 November 5, 2011