rustic shine

Applied to a person, place, or thing that seems unexciting or gross to outsiders but is appreciated by those who know its true charm.

Person #1: Hey, do you want to go to the local pub?

Person #2: That dumpster? I wouldn't walk in there if you paid me.

Person #1: Forget it. You don't understand its rustic shine.

by kaz snaz May 9, 2009

Rustic Beardman

A 6'6, full-bearded, stud of a man. Intelligent, musically inclined, compassionate, open-minded, spontaneous, and hilarious. Other interesting pieces of information include: excellent cook, knows how to twerk, drives a moped, has a car-bed, and last but certainly not least--is a professional beard ride giver.

"Did you see that manly man heading our way?!"
"Oh, that's Rustic Beardman!"

by AshWickety October 15, 2013

rustica

A plant species, nicotiana rustica, related to tobacco and generally considered to be a very strong version of tobacco. It contains significantly more nicotine than tobacco, as well as much higher concentrations of other alkaloids that boost nicotine's effects. Often used by South American shamans as an entheogen, particularly in combination with DXM.

The shaman took rustica snuff in order to see visions.

by TheFourthDecider February 28, 2015

rustinitis

An incurable disease you may get from sucking on rusty's dong. Can only get from a rusty. Symptoms include awesomeness, pervertedNess, being an asshole. Homosexual tendencies are common don't go to the doctors just bend over and take it, or bend someone over and stick it in.

You must have rustinitis, you got Krusty rustys in your ass.

by Hugsndrugs August 5, 2017

Rustic fap

A fap from pure memory.

Person 1: shit I dropped my phone in the shitter.
Person 2 (also in shitter): shit dude how you gonna spank the monkey now?
Person 1: It’s cool dude I can just go from memory

Person 2: oh the rustic fap I see...

by Daddydangler the angler June 7, 2018

Rustic noodles

Rustic noodles

The act of making spaghetti

(Just the noodles) and having your female friend who is on her period add her blood on top of the noodles, replacing the pasta sauce.

Hey honey, tonight we should have your famous rustic noodles.

by Alienboy453 July 12, 2022

Skunk Rusted

when your laying down masturbating and you bus-a-nut on yourself and your sperm drips all the way down into you asshole

"dude i was beating my dick yesterday and i skunk rusted myself" { TB-SG }

by young dagger dick { rip X } July 31, 2018