Ducking rumor 

A rumor that is likely false but fun to spread.

Duck murdered Sixx by using her aura light to push him in the purifying fires.

No, that’s just a ducking rumor!

Ducking rumor by I.C.Penis March 24, 2022

LG Rumor 

A phone with a keyboard that came in a variety of colors/ phone was popular with teenage girls and gay dudes. everyone in my school used to have them except me because i'm awesome. It used to cost like $30.00 with a two year contract. they finally quit selling it and the bad news is that there is a lg rumor 2 now (sucks even more)

(Gay Dude) Hey i just got a new phone (pulls out lg rumor) it's so cool text me!
(Me) Your phone sucks and i will never text you haha
(Gay Dude) Gets mad and walks away

LG Rumor by Coolgangstadude September 26, 2009

Wikid Rumor 

A rumor started on Wikipedia that is just too good to be true.

"I read it on a Wiki!"
"That's a Wikid rumor, sounds too good to be true"

Wikid Rumor by socceronly January 17, 2012

National Start A Rumor About A Stupid Bitch Day!

National Start A Rumor About A Stupid Bitch day starts on November 28th, aka 11/28! It means, if you find out something about someone, you can spread it around if you really hate them!

Person 1: I just found out that ___ did has a crush on your boyfriend!

Person 2: I’m telling everyone!

Person 1: wait, why?

Person 2: because it’s National start a Rumor About a stupid bitch day!

Person 1: oh, okay! I’ll start one about her as well!

National Start A Rumor About A Stupid Bitch Day! by bemo! November 22, 2021

remorning 

A salutation uttered upon seeing a person for the second or third time in a day when one has already said, “Good Morning.” Often used at work when one meets a co-worker by the copy machine ten minutes after seeing him/her before or when running an out-and-back course and seeing someone for a second time who is running the opposite direction.

Rick: Isn’t this that same group we saw before the turnaround?
Tim (to Rick): Yes, it is.

Tim (to group): Remorning, everyone!

Jim: Weren’t you just in here copying something?
Tim: Yes, I was, and remorning to you!

remorning by THW March 2, 2017

Troll's Remorse 

The feeling a troll gets when they start to feel sympathy (or, as the name suggests, remorsed) for the actions that they've committed.

Guy 1: *Spamming Steve Irwin images*
Guy 2: *Posts a picture of Steve hugging a baby tiger*
Guy 1: *Feels bad*
^That right there is troll's remorse.

Troll's Remorse by RawrItsPanda October 23, 2009

Bearders Remorse 

1.Extreme anguish occurring immediately following the removable of a Beard. Often following the removal, bitter regret and reminiscing of good times yourself and the beard had and questioning the decision is common. This often lasts until 5 O’clock the following day depending upon length, care and quality. Many will question your decision while others will applaud, however only you and your beard know the actuality.

The choice to disband from your beard is often not of your own will, but of someone else’s, this is the worst case. An example of this is where an individual is required to shave his/her beard for a job, and this person experiences Bearders Remorse.

The choice to shave without cause is a tragic one, in that the shaver doesn’t foresee the remorse that is ahead of him until it is upon him and he has Bearders Remorse.

The choice to shave with the anticipation of Beard ers Remorse due to past Beards dose makes the shave easier, and the shaver feels minimal Bearders Remorse.

Bearders Remorse by snarkyharkyshow August 25, 2011