Nico Rosberg

Former Mercedes-AMG Petronas F1, who in 2016 became FIA Formula One World Champion after beating teammate and three-time (now seven-time) FIA Formula One World Champion Sir Lewis Carl Davidson Hamilton MBE HonFREng Kt in the same machinery, and also has monster antibodies.

Did you know that in 2016, World Champion Nico Rosberg beat seven time World Champion Lewis Hamilton in the same machinery?

by Racer 77 August 9, 2022

Bent Over Rover

When a guy stands with his legs shoulder width apart, bends over reaching one hand out between his legs while rubbing his meat pole. The goal is to let all of your blood rush to your head so when you go boom the rush is bigger.

However beware of the rover, as it comes closer to ignition, the legs get weak and you begin to rover.

Amateurs tend to reach for a door knob or a handle of sorts to brace themselves from the rover.

Dude had never been laid and was reliant on getting himself off, but was getting bored of just rubbing one out. He needed something new and wanted to go big. He had heard that strangling himself would create a bigger high, but was too scared he might end up killing himself so he decided to try the Bent Over Rover. DAMN, what a rush!

by bj_124_4eva May 8, 2010

Range Rover

A badass SUV driven by a 45-year old white dad from New York wanting to impress his wife. Usually traded in on either a Lexus or a Mercedes following the end of the lease. 10 years later picked up by either someone wanting to look rich or someone who will turn the soccer dad mobile into an overlanding rig. Clean ones aren't hard to find, but used and abused ones you should stay far away from. Range Rovers are either driven by "classy" (read; racist) British people or Sarah from the PTA in Texas whose kids always sell more girl scout cookies than yours.

"Henry has always bought Range Rovers."
"Who's Henry?"
"That dickhead with those spoiled ass kids on the lacrosse team."
"Of course that bitch has a Range Rover. Range Rovers are for snobs."

by henryfromny June 20, 2021

Wild Rover

1. A wayward local or traveler given to spending lavishly on alcohol despite not having resources enough to justify the spending. The "wild rover" is often the "life of the bar." The term is especially used in Irish pubs.

2. A staple bar song played in Irish pubs.

3. Originally, a temperance song meant to illustrate the dangers of excessive drinking.

1.
Mike: "Looks like Jim's playing the wild rover tonight."
Joe: "Yea, he's going to be broke and have a terrible hangover in the morning!"

2.
Last Verse:
I'll go home to my parents, confess what I've done
And I'll ask them to pardon their prodigal son
And, when they've caressed me as oft times before
I never will play the wild rover no more

Chorus:
And it's No, Nay, never,
No, nay never no more
Will I play the wild rover,
No never no more

3. Written no earlier than 1829, the song’s nationality is questionable due to the fast rate at which it spread.

by Joshua Dilger January 2, 2009

Homie Rover

A ghetto fabulous Range Rover or Land Rover. Has a customer paint job with one bright color such as orange and a secondary dark color such as black.

Hey Scott, did you see the car Emmanuel picked his kid up in. He totally bought a Homie Rover, drive slow homie!

by CircusBear December 16, 2017

Rosterbation

The act of reaching orgasim by simply looking at your fantasy football team or pleasuring yourself while thinking about how good your team looks on paper.

After a trip to the bathroom during round twelve of the draft many other owners acused jim of rosterbation because he wouldnt stop talking about his team.

by chuckie3sticks September 17, 2010

roster

a roster is a group of girls that can be called on at any time for casual sex, these girls don't know about the roster or each other, to add girls to this group is known as building your roster.

dude she's hot, you should add her to your roster

by BarbellBros January 15, 2016