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A place where only legends and absolute units use the restroom.
I have to use the little pokey’s room.
by Bigboy335 July 8, 2021
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Decorate the baby's room

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When a man ejaculates on a pregnant woman's belly.
My pregnant wife doesn't wanna fuck but sometimes she lets me decorate the baby's room.
by leon von oren February 26, 2019
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A word used to describe any town or village with a high percentage of elderly people such as Tampa Florida, Worthing, UK, Eastbourne, UK
Eastbourne? Don't make me move to God's waiting room, i've still got my own teeth you know
by Wixon November 1, 2007
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Gentleman's reading room

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The one room of the house where one may comfortably peruse the Auto Trader from cover to cover. The shitter
by Chechevitsa November 8, 2003
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Murphy's Locker room Law

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When you select a locker in an empty locker room, the next person coming back to their locker will be right next to yours. If they happen to enter at the exact moment you're putting on your underwear, then their locker will be on the opposite side of you and they'll have to shuffle by uncomfortably close.
Me: (putting on underwear in the locker room)
Next guy: oh hi, I need to slip past you to get to my locker; hope you don't mind.
Me: No problem; it's Murphy's Locker room Law.
Next guy & Me: chuckle chuckle chuckle
by Grute Man August 27, 2017
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There is always time to have sex, even in the most stolen moments.
Even though I have to be at my therapist's office in 15 minutes, there's always room for jello.
by julieann February 16, 2008
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