snowy roof

When the guy busts and leaves his load on the top of her pubic mound, giving her vagina a snowy roof.

Guy: "Im gonna cum...snowy roof time!"
Girl: "You got it everrrrywhere!"
Guy: "Aw babe I just wanted to cool off your vag...at least I didnt try to make a snowman with it this time"

by Sammy Nutt September 9, 2010

I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants

A proclamation of annoyance and little or no tolerance for the disregard of property, mainly that of roofs.

<Yokel> Hey, Joe-Greg-Billy-John! I can see down yer chimney from up here! Hee-yuck!
<Grampa> I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants, Johnny-Smithy-Jeevesy-Beau!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 8, 2003

Sex On The Roof

a drink like sex on the beach but with an import beer instead of vodka...quite tasty

i had a sex on the roof...for that tangy hops taste.

by Rolod July 3, 2005

snow on the roof

Gray hair on the head.

John had snow on the roof, but he still managed to date a lot of much younger women.

by Mamdfm May 10, 2015

Susan is on the roof

The definition is fart you use it when u have to fart

Omg guys Susan is on the roof!!

by Heheehpoop October 18, 2019

granny fell off the roof and has her arm in a sling

Another way for a female to say she is menstruating.

Girl #1: Are ya' going to the lake today?
Girl #2: Naw, I can't. Granny fell off the roof and has her arm in a sling.
Girl #1: Aw, that's too bad. I'll catch ya' later.

by goobershanker April 6, 2004

Suck off the roof

What you do to a glass filled with to much beer
before you can pick up the drink.

hey dude that beer is going to blow,
suck off the roof so you can drink.

by ysmisu August 23, 2011