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ROFLMAOSHIGRP

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off...
SO
HARD
I
GET
RECTAL
PROLAPSE
During an IM Conversation....

Chick: Haha that's funny! LOL.
Guy: ROFL
Chick: Yeah right you're rolling on the floor.
Guy: ROFLMAO
Chick: Pff...Yeah right you really laughed your ass off.
Guy: No seriously. I swear. I totally LMAO. Literally.

Chick: Liar.
Guy: Actually, I think I need to go the the hospital. I laughed so hard I think a bit of my ass just came out. It hurts, a lot.
Chick: OMG! That's called a rectal prolapse! Your rolling on the floor and laughing so hard exploded your rectum!
Guy: ROFLMAOSHIGRP (rolling on the floor laughing my ass off so hard I got rectal prolapse).
Chick: I'm so hot for you now.
by rectalprolapseman August 11, 2010
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roflmaoamcwba

"Rolling On Floor Laughing My Arse Off And Mr Carpenter Would Be Angry"

Extension of ROFLMAO, primarily used in situations where the regular ROFL and ROFLMAO are not strong enough to fit the level of virtual laughter required

The Mr Carpenter refered to in the acronym is in fact Peter Carpenter, undoubtedly the most famous British comedian of the 17th century

USE WITH CAUTION
That's hillarious!! ROFLMAOAMCWBA
by Peter Noble April 7, 2005
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ROFLMAOSHIHAB

The definition of 'ROFLMAOSHIHAB' is Roll On Floor Laughing My Ass Off So Hard It Hurts A Bit .

It is a combination of ROFL and LMAO the 'SHIHAB' is just an extension to make it longer
"... i lol'd hard. i ROFLMAOSHIHAB'd ..."
"That wasn't worth a lol , it wasn't worth a lmao IT WASN"T WORTH A ROFL ... IT WAS WORTH A ROFLMAOSHIHAB!!!"
by llLeonll June 1, 2009
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roflmaosmmsfoaidmt

the initialised version of:

rolled
on
floor
laughing
my
arse
off
so
much
my
sombrero
fell
off
and
i
dropped
my
tacco.

simples :)
generic guy one: OMG!!
generic guy two: what now?
generic guy one: that guy just fell over and i so roflmaosmmsfoaidmt
generic guy two: cool :)
by belgium RULES :D January 23, 2011
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roflmaobtc

Rolling on floor laughing my ass of biting the carpet
<Joke here>
Joe: roflmaobtc
by t3h root of all 3vil November 21, 2004
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roflmaoasscoajwwhmacllamacb

Rolling on floor laughing my ass off at some stupid cookie of a joke which wouldnt have made a clown laugh let alone me, a cardboard box.
Here i am, talking to you, roflmaoasscoajwwhmacllamacb.
by sandwhich monster 29 May 17, 2009
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Roflmaosics

Rolling on floor laughing my ass off, seriously I can't stop
Omg, funny joke..roflmaosics!
by Dirtyknob September 9, 2015
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