Rodrigo

A portuguese wonderer who likes DreamxGeorgeNotFound Fanfics.

Tends to simp for people.

"Omg, I see Rodrigo! I need to read his latest fanfic :D"

by chinese government October 7, 2020

Rodrigo

TALL AS FUCK! DAMN THIS NIGGA BE TALL. I LOOK UP WHILE IM WALKING TO SCHOOL, I SEE HIS FUCKING HEAD TAKING A SHOWER IN HIS DUMPY ASS HOUSE. DAYUM. HE PLAY THE BASKETBALL LIKE A TALL ASS MOTHAFUCKA, HE EAT OUT YO HOUSE AND HOME, POOP ON YO LAWN AND IS BRAZILIAN SO HE OWNS A SET OF THONGS.

Rodrigo can't pee properly cuz hes so tall that he pisses on the other toilets

Rodrigo says, "I'ma Bettio!"

"Rodrigo is an ass tall motherfucker who needs to grow a mustache" says the Juan.

by XxXxXSnYpez489XxXxX December 23, 2011

Rodrigo

Usually spanish. Tall, dark, handsome. Known to have a small penis, but knows how to use his hands. Loves to show his emotions but is still a bad ass. Get to know your Rodrigo. You will not be disappointed.

I wish I could get a RODRIGO

by Manthaaa January 3, 2011

Rodrigo

He's seven

He's five
He's toxic
That's it.

What are you seven?
Rodrigo: yes

by Yeeticus 723 April 27, 2020

Rodrigo

A person who loves pizza ,dogs, cats, is a loyal boyfriend has a cute laugh and smile and is the best boyfriend ever.

"I love people who act like Rodrigo"

by I am Not a Human January 22, 2022

Rodrigo

A short ass dude who has teeth like shrek he is slow as hell at every sport he plays he wont get no pussy ever if there is a picture for ugly in a dictionary it would be him he is attracted to dudes and girls named ophelia he is most likely a benchwarmer at any sport he plays he likes to talk alot of shit even tho his hairline is fucked up

Rodrigo gets rejected alot by girls and men he tries to ask out

by By yo mama 1w November 25, 2019

Rodrigo

Lame vergas o put0 gei

Oh mira, un Rodrigo
¡Que Rodrigo eres!

by Holawenasmigente July 27, 2020