by M Silvey July 12, 2005
Drunk to excess or extreme with /associated wild or crazy behaviour. Rock stars that set the precedent include Mick Jagger and any member of the Rolling Stones, amongst many other well known rock stars.
by simatt March 12, 2008
The closest, or most desirable parking spot
Since I got to work at 7, I got Rock Star parking.
I really lucked out at the mall today, and got Rock Star Parking.
I really lucked out at the mall today, and got Rock Star Parking.
by onefaller August 16, 2005
The rare occurrence of obtaining a parking space directly outside the door of a bar, club, or restaurant.
Woot! We just got Rock Star Parking! Let’s go liquor up some ladies and get them naked back at my place.
by 1point3liter August 08, 2005
The act of being so mentally challenged, home grown backwoods country bumpkin stupid, that simple tasks such as talking, physical activity (swimming) challenges the individual to extreme measures. During this process they become both extremely confused and frustrated at the situation, so much so, that it taxes their mental capacity to continue further activities such as and including breathing.
Brace Face: "Get your Oscar Myer Wiener over here!"
Person 2: "You get your Oscar Myer Wiener over here!"
Brace Face to Person 3: "That guy thinks I have a dick"
Person 3 to Person 2: "She said you think she has a dick"
Person 2: "That girl is Rock Star Retarded!!!"
Person 2: "You get your Oscar Myer Wiener over here!"
Brace Face to Person 3: "That guy thinks I have a dick"
Person 3 to Person 2: "She said you think she has a dick"
Person 2: "That girl is Rock Star Retarded!!!"
by JoMo B Ho August 04, 2010
the act of drinking a beer while taking a shower in the morning. because real rock stars don't give a fuck, they get drunk all day.
"dude, why does Ric have a shit ton of beer cans in his shower.."
"he takes rock star showers everyday man."
"he takes rock star showers everyday man."
by iamriceboy November 19, 2011
Jerry the Rock Star is a mixed drink made with Mocha Rockstar Energy Drink and Sailor Jerry's Rum. It is made with a shot and a half of Sailor Jerry's in a 16oz cup with lots of ice. Next Mocha Rockstar is added til glass is full. Stir and serve.
by brandonbo May 06, 2009