matthew ritchie

thinks he is a gift from god but is just soemthing they craped out and for got to flush....
he also likes to sleep with random women with strange diseases

EWWWW!!!! that's Matthew Ritchie, I hear he has GonasyphilherpalAIDS

by the crazy Mexican crossdresser November 23, 2010

Ritchy Rich

1 that was 1 might notta knowed dat he was

1luv

by YoungCali_autdisbiacci October 7, 2003

Uncle ritchie hit

A hit of marijuana so large that your lungs cannot contain all the smoke, leading it to cloud around your face.

Your lungs can't handle that uncle ritchie hit, bro.

by letsblowdro January 21, 2015

ritchie cunt ripper

when a rich man with hairy testicles jams them inside a females vagina until her vagina rips open until money comes out.

I gave my girlfriend a ritchie cunt ripper last night.

by Carl Bombstrom December 7, 2006

Ritchie Eats

A large overweight person who thinks they own the gym.

"Ritchie Eats is hogging the bench press again!"

by jhonsmith67676767 October 10, 2025

ritchie garza

sexy ass nigga with a 7foot dick he will fuck yo shit up

you are such a ritchie garza

by diabetes garza April 10, 2017

Steve Ritchies Nuts

Testicles of Stephen Micheal Ritchie legally the property of Leighanne Davies and kept in a jar in her room

Hey where’s Steve Ritchies nuts?
Leighanne has them he hasn’t seen them in years

by Steveritchiehasnoballs January 11, 2019