matthew ritchie

thinks he is a gift from god but is just soemthing they craped out and for got to flush....
he also likes to sleep with random women with strange diseases
EWWWW!!!! that's Matthew Ritchie, I hear he has GonasyphilherpalAIDS
by the crazy Mexican crossdresser November 21, 2010
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Ritchy Rich

1 that was 1 might notta knowed dat he was
1luv
by YoungCali_autdisbiacci October 07, 2003
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Uncle ritchie hit

A hit of marijuana so large that your lungs cannot contain all the smoke, leading it to cloud around your face.
by letsblowdro January 22, 2015
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ritchie cunt ripper

when a rich man with hairy testicles jams them inside a females vagina until her vagina rips open until money comes out.
I gave my girlfriend a ritchie cunt ripper last night.
by Carl Bombstrom December 07, 2006
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reagan ritchie

reagan is THE BEST person to ever exist she is literally so funny beautiful and smart no one is hotter than her
me: “do you know reagan ritchie?”
person: “no”
me: “HOW DO U NOT she is literally the best person to exist
by marie871 May 31, 2021
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reagan ritchie

reagan ritchie is the best friend anyone could ever have in the world she’s smart beautiful and funny and no one is hotter than her
“hey do you know reagan ritchie”

“no”
“how the fuck do you not she is like the most amazing person ever”
by marie871 May 31, 2021
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