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RingJob

When a male/female is stroking a males private parts with rings on their fingers. The poor man ends up getting a bloody cock.
"That porchmonkey gave me a ringjob on her stoop."
"Billy got a ringjob from his father, Mr. T."

Brandon:" OH MY GOD STOP!!!!!!!! STOP!!!!"
Heather:" What's wrong Brandon?"
Brandon:" Why the fuck do you have rings on, when your giving me a handjob?"
Heather: "Hahahaha your silly im not giving you a handjob, im giving you a ringjob."
Brandon: "Oh ok, keep going."
by Fart Poop December 16, 2006
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ring ding dong

the best line ever in the song called ring ding dong by shinee

shinee are kings
LEGENDS
HANDSOME MEN

even Obama loves them

obama loves minho
*someone rings the doorbell*
RING DING DONG”
by sweetangel April 22, 2018
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Ring girls

Ring girls are the hot and sexy women that are around the ring, octagon, or mat during a combat sports event, usually boxing, MMA, or wrestling.

They capture the attention of the men that watch the event, either in the arena or when they’re watching at home. Ring girls often distract the men who are actually fighting in the ring as well and a lot of times they may even be motivation for those men to fight harder.

For many men, ring girls are one of the main reasons that they watch MMA or boxing.
I haven’t been paying attention to the fight. I’ve been too distracted by the beautiful ring girls.
by Bare Knuckle Combat October 13, 2019
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ring swell

When a girl puts on weight immediately after getting engaged.
Guy 1: Yo, what's with Sheila? She's packin on the pounds.

Guy 2: She's off the market and got that ring swell going on.
by deangelo barksdale April 2, 2011
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Slingin' ring

The act of using anal sex for financial gain.
After going bankrupt I resorted to slingin' ring to get back on my feet.
by OlivanderTeatfeat December 14, 2016
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Gravy Ring

Northern Ireland term for a ring shaped donut.
Ask any kid in Belfast. A Donut's got jam in it.
A Gravy Ring has a hole in the middle.
by Jimbo Juggins October 18, 2006
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ringlabening

Mounting a girl's back while she is in a standing bent-over position. Then, forcibly make her do calf raises while she wears only her panties.
Jeff- "Hey man, where is Daniel?"

Matt- "Oh, he said he would be here a little later... His girl's calves were looking a little flabby, so he's ringlabening the shit out of her for about a half hour."

Jeff- " Remember when Chelsea had flabby calves?"

Matt- " Yea bro, You turned her life around! Now everybody is trying to fuck her!"
by Grades McDades December 10, 2013
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