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Strip Revision 

You take it in turns to ask each other questions related to whatever subject you are revising. If you get a question right, you take off a layer of clothing. This should last around 20 minutes and every 20 minutes you need a break from revising. Two naked people in a room together could result in a good break..
Strip Revision

Girl: sorry i can't come over, i need to revise tomorrow
Boy: i need to revise too
Girl: We could revise together?
Boy: Yeah lets Strip revise
Strip Revision by beeeeeeanooo123 February 14, 2012
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relationship revision 

When one partner of a past relationship adds more to the significance of the connection than was actually there.
George, seeing Jenna 10 years after high school, succumbs to relationship revision, embarrassing both himself and his erstwhile crush.

George: Wow! Its great to see you again, Jenna! I've thought about you alot over the years....how we really had something going back in high school.

Jenna (quizzical): We went to high school together??

Silent Revision

Any update to a product that is sold in the same model designation as the previous variation.
Sennheiser made a silent revision to their HD600 headphones
Silent Revision by Hoytmaster February 6, 2020

The Great Revision

The idea that Norman "Nick" rewrites his own history if he ever wants to forget something that happened in the past and doesn't want to talk about it. He will take all the embarrassing and low points of his life and just simply forget about them. Basically, if he doesn't remember it, then it didn't happen. The crazy part is that in his mind, the said event actually didn't happen because he has this crazy ability to just wipe everything out of his mind so he genuinely thinks he's right but in reality everyone else remembers except him. If you try to press him and bring up something that he wiped out, then he will fuck you up and accuse you of projecting. If Norman "Nick" don't want it to be a part of his life, then he just gonna go ahead and forget about it, it's pretty simple.
Henry: Yo Norman "Nick" , you remember when you were talking about your future with 160 and talking about how many kids you wanted to have with her?
Norman "Nick": Dude what the actual fuck are you talking about idiot? That shit literally never happened.
*Ray Naker knows this shit happened but he gotta gaslight the situation*
Ray Naker: Yo wtf, Henry are you deadass? Norman "Nick" that shit happened?
Henry: Yes, dude does nobody else remember this? I swear this happened
Norman "Nick": Dude, you're actually a fucking idiot. Dude, it's your fucking stupid ass memory, dude, Ray, you know this dude's memory is absolute shit and he just be making shit up.
Ray Naker: Nah nah, that's 100% facts, yo Henry don't be saying shit unless you actually got proof bruh, we can't trust nothing you say when it comes to your memory.
Henry: Dude no, we just witnessed The Great Revision
The Great Revision by TurnM3Up December 24, 2021

light revision 

revising while watching various uplifting YouTube clips, texting as well as occasionally checking your tumblr dashboard.

It's usually followed by deep regret.

(founder:Pennyroyall)
Wow Dela and Taposhi are the queens of light revision.
light revision by delpenny June 4, 2014

Twin Tea Kettle (revision) 

when a man is back to back with his wife and sticks his thumb up his own asshole while sticking his index finger up her asshole ( same hand ) as they both finger fuck/jerk themselves off
Dick and Jane were bored at home so a little twin tea kettle (revision) action livend up their night

recruitnicks (revision) 

Those little faggots that follow you around making life miserable trying to get you to join the military. Also applies to their stupid stuck up shallow materialistic girlfriends.
Some recruitnicks showed up at my party so Lee and Carlos decided to kick their asses.
recruitnicks (revision) by Vlad August 30, 2003