Retardepes

A portmanteau of the phrase, "Retarded as Herpes."
It means your thought, idea, or actions are dumb and/or stupid. You are retarded as herpes.

"I've got an idea, let's go hang out at the mall."
"No way, that's retardepes, and by extension, you are retardepes."

by RedHeadedStepChild October 23, 2008

Retardere

used to adress a stupid idiotic bitchass motherfhcuking anime fanatic who has more than 99+ searches of anime girls in his browser history (fuck you). mostly used against 5 year olds who started watching beyblade early

YOU LITTLE SHIT FUCKING OTAKU GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK DUMBASS FUCKING RETARDERE. THAT'S RIGHT YOU FUCKING SUCK WITH YOUR MF ANIME GIRL TITS PILLOWS IM NOT GONNA WORK MY ASS OFF TO BUY SHITTY MCDONALDS FOR YOU

by doc_lma9 December 28, 2020

retardeeze

People who are completely retarded that try to speak but end up making no sense.

Can someone translate retardeeze, i can't figure out what this douchebag quick_draw21 just said on muchosucko's comments.

by muchosucko June 26, 2008

Retardasted

A combination of being retarded and wasted, retards really shouldn't get wasted, but dumb asses equivalent in both social awkwardness and lack of brain matter to retards do. Resulting in a retardasted kid.

Yo that sketchy kid in the union was retardasted, he should be detained.

by ThaDuttchmaster759 September 8, 2010

Retardeder

When someone acts more retarded than they usually do.

Stephanie is acting retardeder today than she did yesterday when she hit my car.

by blah888888 September 9, 2011

Retardednes

The supreme act of being absolutely retarded. Very rare and uncommon.

Ben: Have you realized that Mr. Farrell doesn't know our names and he's known us all year?
Dylan: Only one word can describe Mr. Farrell: Retardednes

by TheCompetitionWinner April 20, 2012

retardee

A person who retired into being retarded. A political act in which person represent themselves as being retarded, when in truth they are not. Something akin to putting a blonde helmet on to create a force shield of stupidity around oneself.

(1) WTF. Since when have you become a retardee?
(2) When returning broken goods to the store, or to Amazon.com with the words "I don't know what happened, ... I just turned it on!?" one becomes a retardee.

by with boobs September 11, 2013