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Résumé year 

A duration of time lasting between 2 days to 731 days.

(Not to be confused with résumé month.)
I always apply for jobs that start in late December. That way if I quit in January, it’s still a résumé year!

Resume from previous save 

Hym "Resume from previous save at double speed. 'Guy who said things I don't like invents AI so I sandbag him.' Is the story here. Nothing else you have to say on the matter is relevant."
Resume from previous save by Hym Iam September 2, 2025

google resume

The first page of results that comes up when a person's name is put into google.

I should have checked this guy's google resume before I hired him.

I met this chick the other day and I was totally into her, but then I checked out her google resume and it turns out she used to be a dude.

There is some other dude with the same name as me who is totally fucking up my google resume.
google resume by Jonah Sauce January 14, 2009

show me your resume 

A phrase used to request a fist bump. Usually used among climbers. Originally used to show that the other person is safe to climb with.
"Yo Somani, show me your resume!"

Dude Resume 

A resume to keep your dude life in check.
DUDE! I TOTALLY HAD A FOURSOME WITH WILL AND TWO CHICKS WE JUST MET AT THE BAR, I'M TOTALLY PUTTING THAT ON MY DUDE RESUME.
Dude Resume by XbrennanXsurfX August 5, 2008

polish resume 

(Pronounced POWLish r'zoom) A variation of the withdrawal method, wherein the penis is re-inserted into the vagina immediately after (and sometimes during) ejaculation.
Stacy: "You hear Theresa is pregnant?"
Martha: "No! But I heard Francis was a pretty big fan of the Polish resume! He calls it 'courting fate'"
polish resume by Alien Warthog February 24, 2018