Rosler

(v) to miserably fail a test that was designed to be easy beyond belief

"Damn it. I roslered that test"
"Hey Ariel. Sorry, but i roslered my EMT test"

by A. Baer October 23, 2008

steel reserve

Steel Reserve, classified as a "high gravity lager" .Also known as simply "two eleven" most commonly has a alcohol content of 8.1 percent. Comes in silver and black cans, bottles are presently being fazed out. A bastard version of less than 5 percent exists in the State of Utah, though only sold for the technicality of it all due to the mormons.

Depending on a persons alcoholic tolerance, the following applies to a typical experience with the 211.

1st Tall can. Major buzz starting to unfold after the last sip.

2nd Tall can, Walking becomes a challenge

3rd Tall can. Lost ability to walk, now focused on crawling.

4th Tall can, All of a persons ability to think to himself is lost and all subconscious and conscious thoughts are effectively excommunicated out the mouth. .

5th Tall can, Very rarely has every been attempted. If one utters a barely recognizable sentence it is considered the equivalent of obtaining a PHD at Berkley.

6th Tall can, The only way to experience the 6th is in the afterlife after your blood becomes 100% alcohol.

"I just had three tall cans of the steel reserve and I'm freakin gone man"

by Tall Can Man March 21, 2009

realer

Something that is more real than the realist thing around. No bullshit no matter what. 100% legit no faking all real. No posing, no lying, none, no fucking bullshit no matter what.

He's realer than your fake ass. He don't give a shit what mother fuckers think, he keeps it real because he's the realist man I'll ever know. He's a real man.

by truuuman April 3, 2010

Roesler

German for "rose gardener," also pretty much the best last name in the history of last names.

Wow, those Roesler girls are some hott bitches!

by Megs1188 February 19, 2009

reservoir ass

When a pool of sweat accumulates around the ass crack region. The most serious cases of this disorder are often evident through one's pants.

Chris: Wow Matt, you have horrible reservoir ass.
Matt: Hey, shutup.
Joe: Yeah Matt, your anus has reached its dew point.

by P. Ness September 10, 2008

reserve nigga

A guy or guys you keep off to the side just in case your current relationship doesn't work out

I don't need you I have five reserve niggas waiting to take your place

Don't tell my boyfriend that I've got a reserve nigga

by T-spiller May 26, 2016

Urban Reserve

A nickname for, and apt description of, the city of Winnipeg, Manitoba due to its high population of natives.

Merll: "Winnipeg is an urban reserve"

Chuck: "Boy howdy"

Cletus: "That's a fact"

by Cousin Merll June 30, 2011