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Renesmee

Half-pire daughter of Bella & Edward Cullen (see Twilight franchise-cult).

Name betrays social-climbing Bella's woefully proletarian origin. The rest of the Cullen clan was tempted to kill both 'Bellz' (actually short for 'Beelzebub' not Isabella) & Edward, then rename the baby.

Warning: Will be/is probably on baby name lists in trailer parks and lean-to shacks nationwide. G-d help us all.
Jodecahedron, Tanquerae, and Renesmee were arrested on the ave. last night hoeing for crystal meth!!
by Amanita Muscaria December 30, 2009
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RuneShark

RuneShark is a duo of famous Youtubers. Their channels are RuneSharkVideos, and RuneSharkMinecraft, and they make videos for RuneScape and Minecraft.

They are loved by their subscriber community for listening to them, spending time on videos and for NOT youtube-money-whoring.

Their names are James and Simon, and mostly James keeps trolling Simon to the extent that their videos are irresistible to watch. Worth a watch, becuase they'll give you hundreds of hours of free entertainment :)
"Have you seen the new RuneShark video?"
by MrCr December 28, 2012
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Reneh

if you know a reneh your damn lucky coz your life will never be boring.
she is funny, beautiful, caring and loves her buzz

she never puts herself first and always thinks of others feelings, she is bubbly and vibrant and is always up for a laugh.
she has an outgoing personality and is willing to take on any challenge or adventure head on.
she is very understanding and is always there when you need to vent haha i guess you could says she's a keeper...
reneh finds it easy to open up to red heads and might even have one as a close friend
she gets along with Aires and red heads

her friendship bond is very strong.
(girl 1) "hey omg did u see reneh today?"
(girl 2) "omg yes she is so nice and trustworthy
by berni December 9, 2014
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ranesha

A ratchet... she does her own thing and nobody can stop her... she is fun crazy loud and probably black... She will kick yo ass and not think twice about it. She also makes a perfect best friend

(Also called Ronesha)
Dayaumm ranesha... u kicked his ass!!
by purplepandaaa October 16, 2013
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Renesmee

Full name: Renesmee Carlie Cullen

*spoilers*

A half-vampire spawned by the famous dynsfunctional teenager lovers, human Bella and vampire Edward Cullen in the fourth book, Breaking Dawn, of the Twilight Saga written by Stephenie Meyers. With bubbly brown eyes and a need to suck your blood, who can resist this little leech? Not Jacob, who upon first site on this child, falls madly in love. Though rest assure, he's not a pedaphile. He's giving her a promise ring. In about seven years, Renesmee will already reach adulthood (eighteen years) due to her quick growth and maturity. She also possesses a gift much akin to telepathy, letting her mother and father communicate with her even when she cannot speak yet. It is assumed her future will arise to greatness, and also some mad lovin' with Jacob.

When giving labor, Bella was about to die. As a human still, she did not have enough strength to endure the little creature trying to squirm -cough, claw, cough- her way out. Edward, always the knight in shining (literally, he shines) armor, simply chewed his way through Bella's uterus, allowing both to live. Bella also was turned into a vampire as an effect of this, er, magnificent deed.

Later, Renesmee is thought to be a danger by the ruling vampiric family the Volturis. Bella plans to have Renesmee run away with Jacob, but thanks to Alice, Renesmee's rare predicament of being a half-mutt isn't so rare at all. Another halfing exists in good condition, proving that Renesmee will be okay. Cue happy ending.
Renesmee is also called Nessie, like the Loch Ness Monster, much to Bella's chagrin. And any other loyal fan's too.
Fan 1: "Man, what was Stephenie Meyers thinking? Renesmee Carlie? That goes together like giraffes and post-it notes."
Fan 2: "I know. Plus, they call her Nessie like she's some type of monster."
Fan 1: "Well...she is."
Fan 2: "Psh, don't tell Jacob that. He likes his girls young and bloodthirsty."
by nonabugg October 17, 2008
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Rekeshia

1. Sophisticated girl, who knows what she wants in life. Usually seen as stuck-up or snobbish. 2. Sexy, and very well-kept. 3. Nasty attitude and always loves to be the center of attention. 3. Envied by many. 4. Over-achiever, caring, and has a great strength of passion and dedication.
You know Rekeshia bad. Don't make me Rekeshia you. Last time i saw that Rekeshia, i almost fainted.
by helovesit23 February 6, 2010
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Reeshan

A little dark and mysterious. Can spend too much time alone, but if you can get them out you will have one of the best times of your life. A great listener and true friend. Will always stand up for what they believe in and will always have your back.
I need a good night out, wish I had a Reeshan to call.
by DAT-TDA August 20, 2011
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