Noun; when a female will only "clean pipe" (suck dick) and let you smash out with the impression of a long term committed relationship.
by wcpoet76 May 14, 2009
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Commonly practiced by hicks that don't wish to change their point of views about ANYTHING.
Commonly practiced by hicks that don't wish to change their point of views about ANYTHING.
"All dem blackies wanna do is steal turnips outta mah garden!"
"Those Muslims and Hin-don'ts are the devil!"
"Men are pigs!"
"Those Muslims and Hin-don'ts are the devil!"
"Men are pigs!"
by Jordandijinz0rz January 31, 2005
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(noun, portmanteau of "relationship" and "shill") Someone who claims to be a person's ex and tells everyone how great the relationship was - in order to help that person attract more potential romantic partners. Usually receives some form of compensation from the person whose romantic life they are helping.
Person 1: Jenny will NOT stop talking about how great of a boyfriend Greg used to be... it's getting old.
Person 2: Funny you should mention that... I asked Greg's friend about her and he said they never dated!
Person 1: Wow, do you think she's a relationshill?
Person 2: I'm not sure what that means.
Person 1: Me neither. Let's look it up on Urban Dictionary.
Person 2: Funny you should mention that... I asked Greg's friend about her and he said they never dated!
Person 1: Wow, do you think she's a relationshill?
Person 2: I'm not sure what that means.
Person 1: Me neither. Let's look it up on Urban Dictionary.
by crackaG June 2, 2018
Get the relationshill mug.When the Rush Chair, President, or PR Officer of your Fraternity hooks up on a (semi)regular basis with his female countepart in a sorority, IFC, or other campus organization, with whom he already has a strong working relationship. Frequently occurs under the guise of working on a real issue, but somehow always results in the departure of said "dicklomat" from parties, pubs, and other events with his brothers at late hours of the night.
Brother#1: "Sorry guys, I gotta jet. Visiting with Britt from the Betas tonight, got to talk about, uh, winter rush planning."
Brother#2: "Way to keep up dicklomatic relations, son."
Brother#2: "Way to keep up dicklomatic relations, son."
by baggins231 January 11, 2010
Get the Dicklomatic Relations mug.Relationships with the opposite sex charachterized by lengthy text message conversations, where two people in a more commited, long term relationship may have summed it up in a two minute phone conversation; Courtship period where a phone call may seem too forward, texting is more comfortable.
"Has Bobby hit that yet?"
" haha, nah hes been engaged in primarily textual relations with her since that party"
" haha, nah hes been engaged in primarily textual relations with her since that party"
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by Kamisama May 16, 2005
Get the rational number mug.A relationslut is a person who is incapable of surviving life as a single. A relationslut is characterised by an over-willingness to settle for any lifeform with two legs and a pulse. They can often be located in cheap pubs and under damp bridges, dissecting what went wrong with the previous relationship. Habits include confiding in nearly every stranger who passes by, in hope of receiving an illuminating piece of advice that will instantaneously solve all self-created problems.
Did you hear about Ian's fifth girlfriend this year? It's not even cuff-season and he just got together with Nicole's sister. He's such a relationslut!
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