red bull

Red Bull is an extremely powerful energy drink, containing taurine and guarine. It's name, contrary to popular belief, is actually derived from famed basketball legend Michael Jordan. It is assumed that their slogan, "Red Bull gives you wings" is to be taken literally as Michael Jordan's (a.k.a. The AIR Man) hangtime was .92 seconds and gave the impression of flight. The name itself did not actually come from the legend, but from his legendary team, the Chicago Bulls. Naturally, the logo for the historic NBA franchise is a red bull, hence the name.

"Red Bull - how else do you think I won all those championships?" -23

red bull by catch these men December 17, 2010

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Red Bull

The magical elixir that causes the drinker to sprout wings

Guy: Dude, Dave just drank some Red Bull!

Other guy: So?

Guy: He's gone man! He flew off into the sunset!

Red Bull by TheDude6996 October 23, 2012

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Red Bull

An energy drink originated from Thailand. The canned shit Europe and America get has been severely moderated, or, for you mentally diluded people, "nerfed".

It's got nothing to do with drugs. It is also more healthy than coffee, contains less caffeine and yet still keeps you up.

It includes taurin. Which is NOT bullsperm. It helps the function of the muscles, although humans don't need much of it.

"Lawl i drank 3 Red Bulls in a row and I got high like on speed!!!!!1"

"Retard..."

Red Bull by KeeperOfTruth May 6, 2009