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Rectal Spelunker

That lucky guy who has a wife or girlfriend that lets him get her up on all fours and proceed to play. He spreads her ass cheeks wide and applys his nose close to her balloon knot and slowly inhales the aroma of her stink star. Gentle licking and sucking causes her tastey gumhole to soften up as he prepares for penetration. Lubing up real well he inserts his rock hard cok in her anus and gradually pumps away building up too an awesome orgasm, dumping a massive load of man-goo deep in her rectum.
Dave: Steve, you ever had anal with Doris?

Steve: Man, I am her Rectal Spelunker and she loves it!
by The King Cornholer April 6, 2008
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recitation

A class where smaller groups from the lecture meet separately with a TA to discuss class concepts from the lectures, work on worksheets, etc.
My chem lecture is on Monday and Wednesday, and the recitation meets on Thursday.
by urbster1 January 12, 2006
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Rectal Exorcism

To defecate and release from your bowels a shit that is so vile, so wicked and so nasty that your body and mind are released from the possession of a demon turd. A Rectal Exorcism evicting demon turds may appear to be an elaborate ritual or may be performed by commanding the turd to depart in the name of a higher power, usually begging for release.
Scott's bowels were bound up for days and he was feeling sick and possessed by an internal demon turd. He spent an hour in the restroom wherein he embarked upon a rectal exorcism. After 55 minutes of calling for the demon shit to leave his body, Scott finally blew and he felt total release.
by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2014
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Rectagon

A rectangle that sexually identifies as a shape with 5 or more sides
That's no rectangle, that's a rectagon
by IndecisiveRectagon March 9, 2017
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Rectangles

Spongebob-"We still have these"

Spongebob-"pulls out 2 candy bars"

Patrick-"Oh boy! Rectangles!
by CanYouLikeNotPlease April 4, 2022
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Rectal Crouton

A small evasive piece of shit on a gorgeous womans ass. Often found complimenting a tossed salad.
Dude, she was so fine I went down to toss her salad and found a few rectal croutons
by hacaasastfu March 1, 2005
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rectal glaucoma

Just can't see my ass coming into work today.
Boss, bad news the doctor has told me I have a serious case of rectal glaucoma.I have to stay home and self medicate.
by Herb Erber January 14, 2008
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