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Dicklomatic Relations

When the Rush Chair, President, or PR Officer of your Fraternity hooks up on a (semi)regular basis with his female countepart in a sorority, IFC, or other campus organization, with whom he already has a strong working relationship. Frequently occurs under the guise of working on a real issue, but somehow always results in the departure of said "dicklomat" from parties, pubs, and other events with his brothers at late hours of the night.
Brother#1: "Sorry guys, I gotta jet. Visiting with Britt from the Betas tonight, got to talk about, uh, winter rush planning."

Brother#2: "Way to keep up dicklomatic relations, son."
by baggins231 January 11, 2010
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Textual Relations

Relationships with the opposite sex charachterized by lengthy text message conversations, where two people in a more commited, long term relationship may have summed it up in a two minute phone conversation; Courtship period where a phone call may seem too forward, texting is more comfortable.
"Has Bobby hit that yet?"
" haha, nah hes been engaged in primarily textual relations with her since that party"
by POPS703 October 5, 2009
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Reconation

A word made up by Community Corrections jabberwalkies. It has no definition other than the one found here. The word is used to cause a person to question their own thinking.
Mark wants to break us using moral reconation therapy, but he can't.
by IRT Jabber Walkie May 13, 2017
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Relationoupie

A person inbetween a relationship and a groupie. A hook up inbetween a singer and a normal person.
My sister is a relationoupie; she hooks up with the lead singer from LMFAO from time to time and talks to him daily.
by Jenneily October 29, 2009
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Relationbernation

One's extended time of enjoying single life and not worrying about the stress of managing relations with a partner. These events can last anywhere from weeks to months.
"Hey Jimmy, noticed you've been single for a while. Do you want me to hook you up with this girl? She is clingy and looking to settle down with someone. Just your type!"
"Dan, I'm on a relationbernation. I would rather jump off a bridge than deal with all that stress. Lets hit the club instead."
by Dr.Ew Moyé September 24, 2012
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Elbow relation

A distant relation, like a cousin-in-law.
"Do you know Jane?"
"Not very well, she's an elbow relation to me"
by RubberDucky451 April 19, 2010
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relationfuck

A relationship based purely on sex. More involving than a fuck-buddy system, a relationfuck actually requires the man to talk to his partner.
Clay and Jamie's relationship was just them fucking, a straight up relationfuck.
by kiefferocity November 28, 2009
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