Reading Manga

its like reading hentai but no sex

Friend: So I heard that Mike is Reading Manga, I wonder which one though

Me: So not hentai? Normie

by FortuN8 December 30, 2017

Sleep Reaping

Masturbating in your sleep.

Similar to Sleep Walking.

Explains the phenomena of morning wood and wet dreams.

I woke up and my girlfriend was sleeping on the couch, I must have been sleep reaping again last night...

by i_love_lamp April 22, 2010

reading boy

He has all the brains but no social skills to match. Typically far too obsessed with computers and probably could have taken his a-level further maths in year ten and gotten a B.

He was very nerdy and I suspected that he was a Reading boy.

by damnthatreadingboy December 8, 2015

i aint reading allat

means ur not gonna read all that

arthur : (writes a long ass paragraph)

glenn: i aint reading allat 😭🙏

by vsonyx December 20, 2022

Reading the Wallet

Taking a dump in the bathroom at work. Usually you have nothing to do while taking that dump. So you pull out your wallet and start to read it to pass the time.

Shelia: Where's Jason

Christian: He is reading the wallet!

Hey Dan that Cuban food went right through me. I have to go read the Wallet.

by Huge Murph February 24, 2009

Burn After Reading

Burn After Reading.

a term meaning to burn any documents or written evidence after reading them, which can jeopardize an individual or a party if not burnt and disposed of properly.

"ok these are documents belonging to some higher up what do we do with them?"
"burn them after reading"
'" are you sure?"
"yes burn after reading."

by kep john August 10, 2016

Extemp. Reading

The only category of Speech where it is appropriate to read out of a book. Usually others define it as a boring category, but they are wrong. You are given the chance to draw out of envelope, sneak a cutting back in and draw another, then practice for a half an hour before speaking to an old lady or hot college guy in a storage room or closet. Comparable to Storytelling, but not as loud, scary, or goofy.

Did you see that person talking to that wall?" "Oh, no worries, they're in Extemp. Reading!

by Mynameis? March 21, 2011