ream

To lubricate and perpare an ass for anal intercourse.

He reamed her ass with his toungue before laying pipe to it.

by itsjussme February 28, 2004

Reaming

When a double reed player and there partner or lover do the naughty.

Eric were you and Janelle in the Reed Room Reaming this afternoon?!

by BsnManDan12 March 2, 2009

ream

The word ream is derived from the egyptians, it is believed to mean a whale's vagina.

The actual definition is: To completely dominate or own somebody beyond belief.

"Damn i totally REAMED you in that race the other day" or "I reamed that guy in a fight"

by Jeff March 1, 2005

ream

to explain anything bad

If u had a car crash, u have got the ream. Ya mum got the ream driving home!

by Ya mum! September 29, 2003

Reames

Someone who loves watching teeny-bopper horror movies. So much so that they will go without food or fresh air to watch them. Even though this word has a dual definition they often go hand in hand. Being a worthless reames and a bad horror movie loving reames are almost always related. Where they can be found : In their room at 3 in the afternoon still wearing their matching PJ's that their mom bought them watching the director's cut of Prom Night. Also a huge fan of the Jonas bros. A huge J bros fan.

The Uninvited looks like such a fuckin reames movie.

by S.K Rango January 24, 2009

reamed accordingly

Punished according to the severity of the infraction.

He hasn't shown up for work for two days, so today he was reamed accordingly.

by Stainless Steel Cat May 7, 2008

reamed out

(verb)
1. to get verbally assaulted as punishment or reprimand for one's foolishness or errors.

2. to have the outer rim of a bodily orifice, for example an anus, mangled or bludgeoned beyond repair, thus expanding and/or loosening said orifice and rendering it useless.

1. Debbie: "Why the long face?"
Mark: "I got reamed out by my boss today for storing feces in my desk."

2. Steve "What's with all the feces in your desk?"
Mark: "I got my asshole reamed out. I can no longer maintain my bowels."

by Decguy1 December 15, 2011