Real Isopod Hours

The time between 1:00 AM and 5:30 AM where people leave their bedrooms in search of food, then stub their toe and wake the entire house up.

*at 2:30 AM*
-ah, I could really go for some doritos, it is REAL ISOPOD HOURS after al-

*stubs toe*
*screams*

by blinkythecomputer January 13, 2022

real turtle hours

A time at which (usually at night) Fortman comes out of hiding from his shell and goes on a drive in his Mercedes around the block in his Ray Bands. During real turtle hours he may text in the group chat with multiple typos.

Chuck: Yo have you seen Fortman?
Nick: Nah man but it’s real turtle hours did you see what he put in the group chat?
Chuck: Yeah bro, what the fuck does “it’s is our vortex” mean anyway?

by nickybangs February 07, 2018

real boomer hours

A time between 5:00 A.M. and 8:00 A.M. i.e. when boomers think everyone should get out of bed.

Yo man I need to hit the hay, I have to get up at real boomer hours tomorrow for class.

by Scud_The_Trewpa January 05, 2020

real education hours

The period of time where school is in session. The time where you're (hopefully) up and learning and getting your education.

Kyle: Ayo what time is it?
Ryan: It's real education hours fam, who tf up and learning?

by DeadBread February 04, 2018

Real isopod hours

Real isopod hours is every hour and it is the best hours of the day

Some dude : what time is it

Everyone: it’s real isopod hours

by That one guy 225 February 01, 2018

real nigger hours

The time in the day between 2:30 a.m. and 5 a.m.

What time is it Josie? Its real nigger hours

by pie_flavor February 12, 2016

real nibba hours

The time of day when you do real nibba shit. Usually lasts from 8pm-4am

Trying not to get noticed by the ops #real nibba hours

by Dubiks May 24, 2019