Real Isopod Hours

The time between 1:00 AM and 5:30 AM where people leave their bedrooms in search of food, then stub their toe and wake the entire house up.

*at 2:30 AM*
-ah, I could really go for some doritos, it is REAL ISOPOD HOURS after al-

*stubs toe*
*screams*

by blinkythecomputer January 13, 2022

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real boomer hours

A time between 5:00 A.M. and 8:00 A.M. i.e. when boomers think everyone should get out of bed.

Yo man I need to hit the hay, I have to get up at real boomer hours tomorrow for class.

by Scud_The_Trewpa January 4, 2020

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real education hours

The period of time where school is in session. The time where you're (hopefully) up and learning and getting your education.

Kyle: Ayo what time is it?
Ryan: It's real education hours fam, who tf up and learning?

by DeadBread February 3, 2018

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A time at which (usually at night) Fortman comes out of hiding from his shell and goes on a drive in his Mercedes around the block in his Ray Bands. During real turtle hours he may text in the group chat with multiple typos.

Chuck: Yo have you seen Fortman?
Nick: Nah man but it’s real turtle hours did you see what he put in the group chat?
Chuck: Yeah bro, what the fuck does “it’s is our vortex” mean anyway?

by nickybangs February 6, 2018

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