by General Crap March 7, 2004
Get the When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong mug.1. One who conforms to the Gothic subculture, as perpetuated by the late 80's/ early 90's kids that started it. Generally, a real goth is an intellectual individual, with interests in non-mainstream religion(s) or philosophy(s). Many prefered independant music and other media, over that of mainstream.
2. Someone smart enough to know that goth has nothin' to fuckin' do with CLOTHES!
2. Someone smart enough to know that goth has nothin' to fuckin' do with CLOTHES!
Marcy said she was goth. Marcy said she was scene. Marcy proceeded to whine about every fuckin' thing under the sun, wear neon pink skulls all the fuck over, and listen to the crappiest, most mainstream music she could find (as long as the band wore eyeliner). All of Marcy's loser friends followed suit like the sheep they were. Eventually, the real goths got so sick of it, they stopped calling themselves gothic, so that they didn't have to be affiliated with losers like fuckin' Marcy.
by Zosong July 6, 2005
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Some anonymous fellow that posts random things about music, and leaves many wondering whether or not he is being sarcastic.
All of his definitions are negatively reviewed, which either means no one sees him for a joke, or I'm reading too deeply into this all. Real Gangsta constantly references how he works at McDonalds. Then again he seems to make very fictitious comments saying that Ja Rule is better than any Rock.
This critter needs to be carefully watched, so as we can decide what he is; A Death Metal, Classical, Classic Rock loving guy, or a pseudo-intellectual, homophobic, religion spiting, heritic hypocrite.
All of his definitions are negatively reviewed, which either means no one sees him for a joke, or I'm reading too deeply into this all. Real Gangsta constantly references how he works at McDonalds. Then again he seems to make very fictitious comments saying that Ja Rule is better than any Rock.
This critter needs to be carefully watched, so as we can decide what he is; A Death Metal, Classical, Classic Rock loving guy, or a pseudo-intellectual, homophobic, religion spiting, heritic hypocrite.
Our Poet Gloriet, Real Gangsta In Da House, On Jazz:
"This is how every jazz song sounds like "KEEP ROLLIN', ROLLIN', ROLLIN', ROLLIN'" That isn't music! That is crap! Go get some Ja Rule you old pensioners."
...On Classical:
"Classical music has no true emotion behind it. True lyricists like Nelly speak from the heart. Classical doesn't have any lyrics so you don't know what they were thinking when they wrote that filth."
... On Classic Rock:
"f you listen to the music carefully, you'll notice, yes it is true, NONE of it is computer generated. It's all guitar crap! Who wants to hear a Satan worshipping drug addict scream about 'I WANT MA DRUGGGSSSS, GIMMMEEEE MYYY DRRUGGGSSS!'"
... and finally on Gangter Rap:
"As every intelligented person knows, msuic MUST consist of the following things
1: Lyrics (Classical has none)
2: A beat (Jazz has non)
3: Computer generated sounds (Rock has none)
...
If you're not a townie and don't listen to Gangsta rap, that means you are a emo which means you must be beaten up and killed for being a miserable bastard.
Straight G fo life nigga!"
Sarcasm or sinisterly serious? You decide...
"This is how every jazz song sounds like "KEEP ROLLIN', ROLLIN', ROLLIN', ROLLIN'" That isn't music! That is crap! Go get some Ja Rule you old pensioners."
...On Classical:
"Classical music has no true emotion behind it. True lyricists like Nelly speak from the heart. Classical doesn't have any lyrics so you don't know what they were thinking when they wrote that filth."
... On Classic Rock:
"f you listen to the music carefully, you'll notice, yes it is true, NONE of it is computer generated. It's all guitar crap! Who wants to hear a Satan worshipping drug addict scream about 'I WANT MA DRUGGGSSSS, GIMMMEEEE MYYY DRRUGGGSSS!'"
... and finally on Gangter Rap:
"As every intelligented person knows, msuic MUST consist of the following things
1: Lyrics (Classical has none)
2: A beat (Jazz has non)
3: Computer generated sounds (Rock has none)
...
If you're not a townie and don't listen to Gangsta rap, that means you are a emo which means you must be beaten up and killed for being a miserable bastard.
Straight G fo life nigga!"
Sarcasm or sinisterly serious? You decide...
by Fierce Grape July 14, 2006
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Get the real George mug.a time to love and appreciate your gf. like sad nigga hours, but for people in a late-night good mood thinking about their significant other!
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Get the Real George Lopez Hours mug.1.- Never snitches
2.- Never turns his back on another real homie
3.- Always down for another real homie
4.- Always willing to give back to the ghetto
5.- a real gangsta stays true and keeps it real
6.- a real gangsta is aware of his surroundings
7.- a real gangsta shows love to real gangstas FUCK WHAT YA HEARD!!!!!!
2.- Never turns his back on another real homie
3.- Always down for another real homie
4.- Always willing to give back to the ghetto
5.- a real gangsta stays true and keeps it real
6.- a real gangsta is aware of his surroundings
7.- a real gangsta shows love to real gangstas FUCK WHAT YA HEARD!!!!!!
real gangsta - where were u at when i was locked up!
fake gangsta - come on foe you know i have yo back!
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"blast blast blast"
real gangsta - got shot
fake gangsta - was basically the one who shot him (not neccesarly literally)
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a gangsta keeps it real regardless of what homie!
"keeps it real"- doesnt snitch, man's up, helps out, doesnt coward down when it comes these bitch made enemies
fake gangsta - come on foe you know i have yo back!
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"blast blast blast"
real gangsta - got shot
fake gangsta - was basically the one who shot him (not neccesarly literally)
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a gangsta keeps it real regardless of what homie!
"keeps it real"- doesnt snitch, man's up, helps out, doesnt coward down when it comes these bitch made enemies
by Thestreetsismything June 6, 2009
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