read

something that people don't do enough of these days

By the age of 3 I could read
(no kidding)

by Holmesgurl October 1, 2003

Reading

The act of defiling one's eyes to malicous, or mind-boggoling content.

Did you see how red John's eyes were? He must have been reading.

by Jeff Conte August 11, 2008

a read

street slang for a account of whats going on.

"I need a read on how much money we made tonight"

by inkless pen December 27, 2016

Reading

Staring at a dead tree with ink on it for hours and hallucinating.

He was reading a picture book, because without pictures he couldn't understand it.

by imdatrashman June 22, 2021

Reading

"Like a slow version of T.V"
~ Neil, The Inbetweeners

Simon: What you doing?
Neil:" I'm reading, I don't know why anyone bothers with this s**t, its like a slow version of T.V"

by Aussie24680 February 21, 2012

reade

You are a reade if you are kick-you-in-the-crotch-spit-on-your-neck fantastic.

Wow he’s clearly a reade! He’s suave.

by FRIENDS IS LIFEEE September 29, 2017

readed

the past tense of 'read'

i just readed a book and it was unbad

by Fatty McButterpants December 12, 2007