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randomness

The art\skill of being so utterley random it
1)confuses people
2)impresses them
3)makes them feel weak compared to your powers of randomness

also used as a general term for anything you dislike
"did you know there was a museum for coathangers and that they sell coathanger shaped cheese and soap.
so i went to sainsburys and bought a cauliflower and then posted it to you"!!!

or

aagh my parents are such randomness,
your randomness makes me so horny
by Afromonk August 24, 2006
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randomnicity

The Quality or Characteristic of being spontanious
Eg. the combined randomnicity of A.J. and Leah is very high.
by Thepunkmonk October 10, 2005
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Randomner

Randomner- a Randomner is so someone whom doesn't give a shyt about the concequences and says totally random-have-nothing-to-do-with-anything comments.
Kid 1- Hey man im screwd for that test
Kid 2- ya same i don't think im gonna pass
Rankdomner- Man i wish i could jump higher then superman.... hehe i would be so cool, i would be like noobs cant jumps as high as me..hehe
Kid 1- what the fuk are you talking about?
Kid 2- ya lol what the fuk are u talking about?
Randomner- screw you all i can jump higher then you
by Random-kid August 19, 2006
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awesome randomness

What you have. It's catchable, so just be it. Feel it. Express it.

MWAHAHAHAHA
"Yeah and then I bought the CUTEST shirt- PEANUT BUTTER!!" "HAHAHAHahaha wait...what?"
by Pumpkinjack November 15, 2004
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randomnimity

Being anonymous is being unidentified, those who are anonymous are referred to having anonymity

Being random is saying things out of the blue usually completely out of any context to what any conversation you were having was about. Those who are random are referred to as having randomnimity.
Greg: So i was talking with bud, and he says that his car has this problem and he needs me to hel..

Frank: OSCAR NOMINEE!

Greg:woh... randomnimity.
by zipwolf June 27, 2006
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randoner

The case of being where a male preferably of choice achieves a boner during non secual activites.

zacharhia- Dude guess what happend yesterday
Max- What?
Zacharhia- I was in the middle of swiiming lessons and i got a randoner!
Max- wouldnt really matter cuz you have the biggest chode ever
zacharhia- Dude guess what happend yesterday
Max- What?
Zacharhia- I was in the middle of swiiming lessons and i got a randoner!
Max- wouldnt really matter cuz you have the biggest chode ever
by THE CHODEMASTER FLEXxx October 9, 2008
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randomness

An excuse for the incalcuably irrational actions of females under the age of 24.

The word is also used exclusively used by females under the age of 24. The most frequent use of the work occurs in the captions of MySpace or Facebook photos. These photos often times depict the subject participating in a seemingly odd or meaningless scenario with a peer.

In a more self-indulgent exhibits the word can be as a cover up for the obvious vanity associated with "artistic" or close up shots of body parts (e.g. lips, eyes, midsection, etc.) In this sense the word "randomness" becomes synonymous with the phrase "I have no explaination for these pictures other than the fact that they are a vain masterbation designed to stroke my own ego."

See masterphoter for an explanation of internet photography.
LOL What are we doing in this picture? OMG Randomness
by Sam Keeler March 6, 2008
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