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Golden Rimjob

The action of delivering a golden shower on a willing partner's butthole followed by the procedure of a standard rim job.
Adam willingly opened his furled, pink hole demanding I give him a golden rimjob. I gladly obliged.
by NanaVersion October 27, 2012
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Mr. Rimjob

A Mr. Rimjob is an English professor characterized by his or her inability to do anything professionally or correctly. The original Mr. Rimjob, possessor of the most minuscule dick in existence and scientifically proven to be a certified shit-for-brains fuckhead, was the first Brit ever to teach at Summit Prep. Known worldwide for his ability to ad-lib classroom sessions and pull raw, unrefined, pure bullshit from his gritty asshole, Rimmy, as he is known to his closest friends, never ceases to amaze with his unprofessional and immature style. The epitome of unredeeming vulgarity, Rimjob has been called everything from "The North American Cockeater" to "The Shit." When asked of his opinion of Mr. Rimjob in an interview with the New York Times, President Barack Obama stated vindictively, "Oh that ol' fucker? He a bitch. Imagine some trashy, HIV infected, heroine-addicted slut who gives birf to a baby that she throws in the nearest dumpster--imagine a bulbous maggot living in the dumpster which crawls onto the baby to feast at its flesh--Rimms aint worth the smegma on that maggot's uncircumsized cock." He later issued an apology. In conclusion, Drew Rimjob is the dumbest dumb dumb to ever teach at Dumbit and will forever be immortalized for this role.
by Mr. Rimjob May 30, 2009
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rimjobworld

a mod for fucking rat corpses in rimworld

also referred to as: rjw
Guy: rimjobworld is my favourite mod
Guy 2:this is why you are in a mental hospital
by breen420 January 23, 2022
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rimjob challenge

To complete this challenge you must receive a rimjob, then give a rimjob, and then finally convince a girl to give another girl a rimjob. This can be completed in any order.
"Oh heard that guy completed the rimjob challenge"

"Damn! wish i was him..."
by gigantor123 December 18, 2010
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Banana Rimjob

The act of using your tongue to caress a woman's anus,then proceeding down her gooch to the vagina,forming a banana type shape
"Man,I gave this chick a rim job last night,but it smelt like shit,so I pulled a banana rimjob on her and finished her off"
by Superman1223423 April 30, 2010
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canadian rimjob

Nothing better on a warm Sunday afternoon than drinking a beer with a Canadian Rimjob.
by Reckless Eh? June 10, 2014
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Rimjob

A Rimjob is when you sexually lick the rim on your car. In order for this to work, you must be very intimate and personal with sed car.
"I gave my first Rimjob today...It was sick man!"
by CockConquerer February 22, 2017
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