Raking Leaves

The collection of money which has almost always been earned through illegal activity.

(10 PM)
Bill; Yo Steve, what are you doing right now?

Steve; I'm out raking leaves

Bill; Isn't it a little dark to be doing yard work?

Steve; Yard work! I'm out collecting money that the gamblers lost last weekend on the football games.

by gamisiking July 10, 2016

raking acorns

Short for: "Raking Acorns Up a Hill".

A hopeless pursuit, a pointless endeavor.

You think you're going to win? You're just raking acorns!

by Chesterfield McFisticuff December 27, 2016

raking your trail

To arrange the path of hair, that lay on some men and women, connecting the chest follicles to the pubic folicles in a tickling manner typically with a comb or a brush with many bristles.

Dude: "Yo Shorty, you better be ready, cause imma be raking your trail tonight"

Shorty: "That would be the bees knees!"

by Crusty Bitches August 14, 2017

Raking the Carpet

To comb one's pubic hair.

Yeah man, I walked in on him raking the carpet. Turns out he's got crabs.

by Ironic Username November 8, 2017

clam raking

The act of only swiping only right on a dating app (normally done by men and some ratchets) to collect "a harvest", if you will. Just like with actual clam raking, you get some winners and some losers. Do as you will with the harvest and wait until the next low tide (normally around 12 hours for swipes to reload) and start raking all over again.

"Brah, I'm just going to clam rake within a 2 mile radius, clean house real quick"
"Hey Tony, I matched with your daughter while clam raking on break. You're on vacation next week right?"

by The Ghost Of Dad December 13, 2017

baby raking

(verb) The act of removing stubborn babies off building ledges using garden rakes. A form of pollution control.

Man 1:"Hey man, my apartment building is covered in babies."
Man 2:"Sounds like it's time to go baby raking."

by sircory November 3, 2007

poon raking

A term guys use when going to the bars to (hopefully) pick up girls. Essentially, it means you
-will be getting enormous amounts of women to flock to you
and due to your "skills", you will be raking in some poon. A rake is not necessary, but may be advantageous, if the woman does not landscape herself.

"I went to the bar last night and wore my new poon raking shirt"

by Straci September 16, 2007