R. Kelly

To take a piss.

I gotta take an R. Kelly on my little cousin.

by Wyatt b quiet November 13, 2003

R. Kelly

R+B singer who sings good music, but his image is forever tainted by the "under-aged girl scandal". In 1994, he secretly married Aaliyah who was 15 at the time. Also, he frequently sleeps with young teenage girls.

R. Kelly should just admit that he slept with someone underaged.

by Anonymous June 29, 2003

R. Kelly

A demonic pedophile in power who humiliates little girls on video tape, and shows it to all his boys, but is stupid enough to incriminate himself and look at the camera, so the FBI can take him down while Karma and Nemisis tear him into pieces.

"hey little girl......wanna be in my next video? I can help enhance your singing career....."

by JENN May 26, 2004

r kelly

A r & b artist who wrote catchy hits such as " I believe I can fly " and "Feeling on your booty". He also alledgedly had sexual intercourse with a few minors.

R kelly says " They try to charge me but Im not guiillttyy"

by pootytang March 12, 2003

R Kelly

Used in Street Fighter to describe the act of winning a round by Perfect, since the winner's health meter stays yellow and the win icon is denoted by a P i.e. the winner P'd on the opponent.

1. Damn, he lost the final round by R Kelly.
2. Crap, I got double R Kelly'd.

by DJ Totoro September 8, 2009

R. Kelly

an unexperienced blackjack player at your table causing the entire table to lose by consistently hits and busts when the dealer has a 2-6 upcard.

Man, it was going real good till R.Kelly showed up.

OR

Damn he's hittin' more 14's and 15's than R.Kelly.

by pop_ajoe December 12, 2003

R kelly

A dude given people golden showere

Jenny: James guess what i got a R kelly

James; i know i gave it to you

by Fuckerindapussy4 May 14, 2017