queef

a fart out of the vaginal area
"dude when i tried to finger myself, i queef ed so loud
by uhhhMARISSA September 21, 2005
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The whole-body covering worn by particularly ugly ultra-orthodox muslim women as a mark of oppression. Related to a burkha, but usually found in pastel colours and on the clearance rack for 75% off.
Wow! Look at that lovely mauve queef she is wearing!

Suzie Shariah was poor and only had money to buy a queef for the dance.
by loathsome in london October 26, 2011
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by Anonymous May 12, 2003
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A queef is a vaginal expulsion of gas,
m'kay?
by Mr. Mackey from South Park April 23, 2003
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by harry jonson August 03, 2010
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An expulsion of gaseous air from the vagina. Also known as: snatch smoke, cunt cloud, cunt condensation, pussy vapor, pussy puff, breath of vagina, box fog, twat smog.
1. "Dude, did you go down on her?" "No way man, I didn't want her to queef me in the face."

2. We were in the midst of a chicken fight, and she was on top of my shoulders when I felt a pussy puff on the back of my neck.

3. She ripped off her clotes and spread her legs. But, as I was about to insert my penish, she exhaled some twat smog, and I lost my erection.
by nick863 March 28, 2006
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*makes sound*
k: what was that?
T: she had a queef
by gee wiz November 09, 2005
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