After her hoppin' on top & poppin' the ol' flesh collar on me nearly an hour - I needed a post-coitus snack. Luckily, I looked down and noticed some Quaker Scroats brewing.
by Bicholas Neurunk September 5, 2020
Get the Quaker Scroats mug.Means to vigorously beat someone in an old fashion way. To someone’s nuggets(male or female genitals) to the point they urinate themselves
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when a chick is giving you head, you quietly slip on your quaker boot. then you ejaculate on her face and kick her in the head with your boot while standing and yelling out 'QUAKER BOOT!'
by horatiokilgore August 17, 2012
Get the quaker boot mug.When you are fucking a bitch wearing a powdered wig ( the kind of wig George washington and the quaker oatmeal guy wore) and right before you blow your load, slap a handfull of oats on her belly and pull out and shoot all over the oats, then you give the bitch a spoon and make her eat it off of her stomach.
Man sarah is on a Quaker cum meal diet, she ate it for breakfast, lunch and she told me she wanted some for dinner too!!
by Kyle Pytrevic February 25, 2008
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Woke up this morning next to the ol lady and gave her the old Quaker’s Marriage. Had her screaming Daddy’s name at the top of her lungs.
by Cigarcop October 19, 2022
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Daunte:"Damn man, look at that chick's legs, she's got some oatmeal thighs!"
Franklin:" Hah eww, fuck that man. She's got more than than that, she has the whole Quaker Package!"
Franklin:" Hah eww, fuck that man. She's got more than than that, she has the whole Quaker Package!"
by ihaventtheslightestclue September 3, 2009
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Dude 1: Dude, did you see that Amish Lady with the hair net?
Dude 2: Sheeah dude, 'course. She was super Quaker Oats, 100% For SURE!
Dude 2: Sheeah dude, 'course. She was super Quaker Oats, 100% For SURE!
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