pwnage

supreme dominance of anyone in anything

pwnage i.e. in gaming, discussions, and many other 1v1 subjects.

by HMAR December 7, 2006

Professor Pwnage

The combination of Professor and Pwnage.

Professors are qualified experts, of the various levels.

Pure Ownage as used in online gaming to stress your superiority on all levels.

You are a qualified expert in PWNING NUB'S!

School is in session NUBS and I am your Professor, Professor Pwnage (PHD in FPS)

by Spec/Professor Pwnage November 29, 2009

Pwnage

1. When someone seriously owns the other person.

2. Lakers vsing the Cavaliers on January 12, 2011. The score was 112-57.

Karl: I had some major pwnage on you in basketball today.
Caleb: Yeah dude...im still crying from that dunk you dunked on me.

by carlos and calebo January 13, 2011

Ass Pwnage

The act of taking a man's penis, and inserting it between a female's butt cheeks, The man then tells the woman to stand on her head while the man jumps up and down.

My girlfriend let me give her Ass Pwnage last night, Now my dick is really sore.

by Extremist16 June 6, 2009

National Pwnage Day

National Pwnge Day. Katie has pwnd a girl named Sam on myspace.com Sam epic fails at everything that comes out (and goes in) her mouth, as Katie epicly wins.

This takes place on the 23rd-24th of July.

Sam: you need new shit!

Katie:I need new shit? my shits newer than the future!

Yay for National Pwnage Day!

by angiexRIOT July 24, 2009

pwnage in a box

Born from the mess of a word that is "pwnage". Pwnage meaning ownage, or overall dominance over poorer players in an online game, or simply something that is really cool. Pwnage can also be used to express that somethng is really cool.

e.g. "i just got given a PC for christmas!!"
"pwnage!"

However, the term "pwnage in a box" was created simply to say that something is really, really good! Or in gaming terms, that you have just really, really, owned someone.

e.g. "i just killed a lv 100 and didnt lose any hp :-)"
"dude.... that is pwnage in a box"

Player one: "I just pwned that noob and got all his stuff"
Player two: "pwnage in a box"

by pwnerator January 7, 2007

pwnage a trois

When a person attaches themselves to a couple, preventing them from getting it on.

"Dude, Sarah was so up for it at that Rockabilly bar last night, but her friend - Claire or Karen or something - wouldn't leave us alone for like even a second so I ended up just going home to watch HBO".

"Total pwnage a trois"

by the_dickie May 31, 2009