The internet craze that is sweeping the nation. Planking is for people who travel, are not athletic in any way, and who want to be noticed on the internet. It is the most disgraceful trend humanity has ever allowed themselves to do.
Ben: "Hey, I saw your planking pose on youtube, where were you?"
Kyle: "Oh, just on the Seattle Space Needle"
Ben: "Kyle, planking is for dumb faggots who aren't athletic, but their IQ is about the same number as their shoe size."
Kyle: "Oh, just on the Seattle Space Needle"
Ben: "Kyle, planking is for dumb faggots who aren't athletic, but their IQ is about the same number as their shoe size."
by Americanfather1953 July 18, 2011
Get the Planking mug.A group of 12 year olds on YouTube that furiously jerk off to videos of an emo noisily and sloppily kissing random women on Venice beach.
Mike: Lets go to venice beach today.
Ethan: Hell no, the prankinvaders are there and its forceful same sex make out day today!
Ethan: Hell no, the prankinvaders are there and its forceful same sex make out day today!
by TheRothead August 25, 2016
Get the prankinvaders mug.When one individual proceeds to lie naked in-between two other naked individuals in a rigid horizontal state, creating a sandwich of naked individuals.
Dude 1: Dude, did you manage to bone both of those chicks last night?
Dude 2: Nah we were all wasted so we just ended up sandwich planking, i was the filling though so was still pretty sweet
Dude 2: Nah we were all wasted so we just ended up sandwich planking, i was the filling though so was still pretty sweet
by Plankpimp December 24, 2010
Get the Sandwich Planking mug.Is the act of someone ringing your mobile once quickly with caller ID with no intention of you picking it up, so that you will call them back. Generally becuase they are a cheap ass.
It originated from people with little credit on their mobile when they needed to make an important call, now it is misused for unimportant calls and many people wont return the pranking even from friends. It is frowned upon to do so and people who do it often generally end up with little respect.
It originated from people with little credit on their mobile when they needed to make an important call, now it is misused for unimportant calls and many people wont return the pranking even from friends. It is frowned upon to do so and people who do it often generally end up with little respect.
John: "My girlfriend has been pranking me all night"
Tony: "Dude she is doing that to you way too often"
John: "no shit"
Tony: "what a cheap ass gold digger"
Tony: "Dude she is doing that to you way too often"
John: "no shit"
Tony: "what a cheap ass gold digger"
by Trez_City December 14, 2006
Get the pranking mug.The stupidest fucking act ever where you lay on your stomach with your hands at your sides and stretch your fingers and feet downward and then post a picture of it on facebook. Many people choose to do this across a building, car roof, the ground, on another person, or on an animal.
by PLANKING~IS~STUPID July 25, 2011
Get the Planking mug.by Fatkins Diet February 16, 2010
Get the Panking mug.The act of laying on anything to fit in and look like a retard while your friends take pictures of you.
Guy1: What are they doing?
Guy2:Planking
Guy1: Ew the ground is so dirty I'm going to go t-bag that faggot
Guy2:Planking
Guy1: Ew the ground is so dirty I'm going to go t-bag that faggot
by dwbrown705 June 20, 2011
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