shot-putter

males; -the placing of the 'shot' (or ejaculate) in a chosen or convenient location, -usually ending up a mental, physical and spiritual challenge!
went into foolsley's bar and saw nothing but shot-putters

john was a true shot putter, he was a slave to a kuhm drop!

beth and melissa were sharing a muscular shot-putter
by michael foolsley August 01, 2010
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rusty putter

An act performed by two men that involves using one's dick to slap another guy's balls around after anal sex.
Joe: Hey, Bob, do you want to rusty putter tongiht?
Bob: No way, Joe, that's sick!
by FuzzyD June 16, 2009
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office putter

it's good to be the office putter if you can get to that level, he's the guy that only comes out of the bag, that steps in once the project is 99% complete and the work is all done ... so he can step in for the easy tap in and be seen as the one to bring it home, finish the deal, get all the praise and credit
Jackson: Once again Miller plays the office putter and gets all the recognition.
Murphy: Yeah, this will probably get him his 3rd promotion in 2 years.
by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009
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putter monster

A badass guy who defies the laws of social interaction by not being able to properly laugh. Generally a pimp.
Man, Alistair really is a putter monster!
by Onion1246 March 04, 2011
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ragefilled putter

a particularily angry shotputter
did you see that ragefilled putter? he just screamed "GOD DAMMIT FUCKING PEICE OF SHIT" and we could hear him across the field!
by niggasense May 02, 2005
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putter failure

The embarrassing act of widely missing a ridiculously short putt in either golf, or (more often) disc golf.

It usually occurs when the player becomes arrogant or cocksure at their skill vs. the distance, and botches the swing or throw due to a blase effort.
"Dude, you were like 6 feet from the basket! That wasn't even close! Epic putter failure!"
by mattmartigan September 23, 2011
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shot putter

an adjective describing a ugly girl that a guy hooks up with, runs into all the time, and would rather forget. Beer goggles usually involved.
"Damn chris, theres that dude--i mean shot putter--u hooked up with during orientation!"
by Olga April 07, 2005
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