pushy in the pokey

Playing a nice game of prison sex. After you turn yourself around.

And THAT'S what it's all about.

Inmate Andy Rooney's corpse: "Guard Trump got an itch after lights out last night and raped me like a klingon

with his nightstick!"

Inmate Dick Cheney: "Nothing like the warm embrace of a little pushy in the pokey after evening crumpets."

by Lecherous Cretin October 2, 2018

pushy wrap

Your girl, girlfriend, or booty call.

Whens my pushy wrap gettin here?
Yeah playa, thats my new pushy wrap.

by Joshua Lowery May 9, 2006

The Diary of Princess Pushy’s Sister

The supposedly long awaited (and self published) memoire of Samantha Markle wherein she promised to ‘spill the tea’ on Meghan Markle, The Duchess of Sussex, but as usual failed to deliver.

Wow The Diary of Princess Pushy’s Sister was so bad Sam couldn’t give it away for free!

by Blood Sister October 6, 2023

Pushy-overhearer

Japanese slang word rooted in Shangaya district of Tokyo. Means intrusive someone who pries into other people's lives.

Man Bob is such a pushy-overhearer

I know he never stops getting into other people's business.

by Don'tyousee April 19, 2018

Pushy Pedals

A children's game, where two people lay on their backs, placing the bottoms of their feet together and pushing their feet (knees to chest) in an alternating movement.

The children laughed with joy as they played pushy pedals on the couch and sang "pushy pedals, pushy pedals, pushy, pushy, pushy pedals!"

by BlossomRu21 November 21, 2020

Pushy Cat

Short for Pushmataha…A defanged, declawed feline characterized by Kitty with the Beverly Boombox equipped with sum big ol’ speakers in your face plant nation…So show Chad Muska sum love and respect…

Where it’s at is one Pushy Cat…Tragedy I think not, ‘cuz the rat is done caught…Despite defanged and declawed she’s beating them odds…prodigy of a madman and murderer fools try to sell fur to her…But they ain’t take that from her she has that and her loud purr…So wut the hell, I think imma sleep on my tail…Cuz Olivia the Kid enlightened me even though I’m her OG…9 tails lands safe on all fours while the world is still yours…

by Pushmataha October 25, 2022

daddy pushy pants

A type of love where it's one sided; one person puts in the most effort not realizing that the other doesn't have the same heart that they do.

You need to leave her, you're living that daddy pushy pants type of love.

by Daddy, himself March 31, 2017