Purchayse

Another word for purchasing except it has positive connotations and conjures an image of a positive vibe. Used in elated conversations and rarely used in a negative context.

I think I purchaysed 100% on the test.
I am going to purchayse a phat Iced Coffee Dare (Mocha 750ml).
She would purchayse the cock from me.

by JLoh_Loh October 31, 2017

Purchayse

Another word for purchasing except it has positive connotations and conjures an image of a positive vibe. Used in elated conversations and rarely used in a negative context.

I think I purchaysed 100% on the test.
I am going to purchayse a phat Iced Coffee Dare (Mocha 750ml).
Will will purchayse a bueno bean from Ella.

by JLoh_Loh October 31, 2017

Collective purchasing

This is a group made up of like-minded people, who gang together to get economy of scale discounts for buying in bulk for specific goods, which they plan to purchase.

I can save money when collective purchasing

by allroundniceguy October 2, 2017

Purchase college

a chemical reaction that occurs when thousands of misfit hipster types descend upon a shitty post industrial pseudo campus, finding other oddlings such as themselves, do truly exist, and proceed to become extremely intoxicated, whilst listening to their uncle and his drinking buddies play shitty music in the the student center.

however there are a minority of oddlings immune to this ghastly reaction, who just happen to be some of the most amazing people you'll ever meet.

hey guys let's go to the co-op and get some of that piss they call coffee

yea! and then we can make some earplugs out of paper mache to bring to the show tonight.

rad.

purchase college: see also, cliche, poser, bad taste, bubble of smug

by girlonstilts June 15, 2009

in app purchase

Bullshit that mobile game makers make you do to get stuff in their games, or even play it more without waiting 24 hours.

I spent too much money on in app purchases and now I'm broke.

by Flii May 13, 2017

Louisiana Purchase

The large and attractive posterior of an attractive, yet easy individual, who has sexual intentions.

"Damn, check out Luaren's Louisiana Purchase! You just know it's big, it's cheap, and she wants you to take advantage of it."

by thecaptdavis April 4, 2015

The louisiana purchase

Where you pay a hooker one dollar and get all the services for just a buck.

I went to vegas and and paid for the louisiana purchase a sweet deal indeed.

by Hopkins and Cruz December 30, 2009