Pregatory

Combination of pregnant and purgatory. A place or state of being pregnant whereby the woman is tired of being pregnant but at the same time not ready to deliver and care for a baby.

While in her 3rd trimester, 60 lbs heavier, swollen ankles, bed rest, and recently lost her job, she was in the deep throes of pregatory.

by shlac September 30, 2016

Purgator

When you’re in between dating and being friends you’re purgators. Purgatory is in between heaven and hell and purgatorship is inbetween friendship and relationship.

He didn’t want to define the relationship so I told my mom he was my new purgator.

by Ldono December 24, 2017

smoking a turd in purgatory

An admonition given to an individual who engages in socially unacceptable behavior, especially at the expense of another.

"I told Jimmy that if he didn't apologize to that nun for asking if it was her breath or her pussy that smelled terrible, he would be smoking a turd in purgatory."

by Politically Incorrect Schmuck June 14, 2006

Sushi Purgatory

The time of day, between 2 and 4 in the afternoon, where sushi restaurants are closed between lunch and dinner, making it excessively hard to find sushi.

We tried 4 different restaurants, but found ourselves trapped in sushi purgatory.

by Memoric powers October 4, 2009

purgatory

A celestial waiting room where christians are punished so that they may atone for their sins before passing into heaven, as written in the Divine Comedy by Dante Algheri. Purgatory is very unlike hell in that it is simply temporary.

If you follow dante's reasoning, most people will spend at least some time in purgatory before they are allowed through the gates of heaven.

by Nathan July 17, 2004

Dating purgatory

That awkward stage when you are seeing someone and you have yet to have "the talk" about what the two of you want.

girl 1: so what is going on between you and what's his name?
girl 2: well we go out on dates and we're friends, but we haven't had that talk yet.
girl 1: oh, so you're in dating purgatory.

by cdfv April 26, 2010

Legal Purgatory

This is when a project goes to legal for review and just sits there for an eternity.

My form letter has been in legal purgatory for a year now.

by Donna Marie Jendritza June 21, 2008