puckering string

A persons butthole.

The other day i ate taco bell and it felt like my puckering string broke, i shit all over myself

by JR Harryman March 4, 2012

Pondering Monkey

1. noun, A monkey which ponders.
2. proper noun, title character from the popular webcomic The Pondering Monkey by Joe Francis.

1. Look at that pondering monkey, I wonder what he's thinking.
2. Have you read today's Pondering Monkey, it is very amusing.

by Matty N March 30, 2004

Plundering Her Treasures

Slang term for female self masturbation and/or fingerblasting a slut.

Rick: Dude you still got those naked pictures of your ex girl friend on your phone?

Steve: Na man I deleted that shit a while ago.

Rick: Fuck man that sucks I heard you had a video of Kenzie G PLUNDERING HER TREASURES on there.

by westjeezyfratstar February 18, 2011

Pondering Panda

Some one who his often in deep thought yet cool and cute like a panda

Jordan :"why does he look like that?"
Foster:"that is cause he's thinking, he a pondering panda"
Jordan"Oh that is why he all so cute"

by Pondering Panda June 11, 2018

Generation Pandering

Commercials aimed at specific generations based on iconic images.

Ok I just saw MCGruff the crime dog in a Geico Commercial. This generation pandering is hilarious.

by LadyBookworm80 March 13, 2018

Pustering

The act of anal seepage most common of horny male or female age 13-40 who have recently received anal. Normally leaves the anus sore,wet, and red. Symptoms include lots of orgasmns and liquid squirting out the anus.

Person: Dylan why are you always pustering in your pants after anal.

by Nikolia03 March 8, 2016

Puckering Tulip

The anus. The bunghole.

I was intoxicated by the aroma of her puckering tulip.

The slut on Chaturbate worked her puckering tulip with a 12 inch dildo.

I shit so hard I gave myself a puckering tulip.

My uncle offered to rub some salve on my puckering tulip.

by Dick Onchin July 3, 2021