Dick Punch

When a dude takes his dick and swirls it around in the punch bowl at a party. Thus creating a dick flavored punch for all party goers to enjoy.

-Bro I totally just ruined the punch, make sure to stay away from it.
-Dude what did you do?
-I used my dick as a stir stick, and made some dick punch.

by Merry_Dickmas December 12, 2022

punch a dick in the bitch

when a guy is talking so much shit the only logical response is hitting his wife or girlfriend in the face

"Johnny showed up and started giving me so much shit about my new hair cut i just pulled back and knocked his girl out cold."

"yeah man, sometimes you just gotta punch a dick in the bitch"

by sqw1rl August 26, 2013

Self Inflicted Dick Punch

When you throat blast a girl and then proceed to punch her throat containing your penis

Dude I Self Inflicted Dick Punched that girl so hard last night. She needed vocal chord surgery. Do i feel bad? No, not at all.

by Picklerickkk69 June 20, 2018

Kentucky Dick Punch

When people in Kentucky don’t respond to my emails, texts, or phone calls they get an extra special dick punch

They won’t respond to my work requests so they are all in line for a Kentucky Dick Punch!!

by TNDSE May 23, 2019

Punching Dick

The act of fucking a bitch so hard it feel like she getting beat out.

Man last night I was punching dick she was screaming for it.

by bigboinword September 5, 2023

Monkey dick punch

The act of being monkey dick punched.

When you are a boy in 7th grade, your friend will come up to you and exclaim “monkey dick punch” and then proceed to monkey dick punch you.

by MonkeyDickPunch October 9, 2023