Pumplet

A Pumplet is a short, fat, dumpy and quite round girl that hangs around night clubs and bars sniffing about for cock.

Ricky : Look at the state of the girl Darren's with!
Allen : He loves a pumplet.
Fingers : Hur Hur Hur.

by A.J May 14, 2005

puckle

puck-le. -ly -ling -let -led.
Like the word fuck it can be used as an adjective, noun, or verb. As an adjective it is used to describe something to an extreme. As a verb it is referred to as any action and any object as a noun. Also as a noun, it can be referred to as the larger version of a pucklet.

That woman is being a cunt, she's so puckly (adjective). There are so many damn puckles outside, I can barely breathe (noun). What'd you do today? Oh, you know, just puckled around all day and ate pickles(verb). That puckle is much bigger than that pucklet.

by dodahdoodoo March 16, 2008

Full Nelson Pumplex

A pumplex of epic proportions. Similar to a Half Nelson Pumplex but much more full on, very messy.

When I got that bitch in a Full Nelson Pumplex it was all over.

by Samzoh August 22, 2019

puckle

when something is pertruding outward, or bumpy, puckle

If you put glue on the back of the paper, it will puckle up.

by Nettypooh October 21, 2003

puckle

an undertermined amount of something

use a puckle of pepper in the soup to your taste

by jean March 27, 2003

pumple

When a penis has turned purple and has become swollen.

Whoah! My Penis is pumple!

by Rozzy January 18, 2003

pumplexing

Pumplex is a word describing a group of people who have bare feet and are walking on the south east coast of France.
One of the people in the group must have a bald head in order to be a 'Pumplexer'
Collectively they must own a herd of cattle, with 49% of them being Male.

Alex, Andy, Dan, Craig, Ben, Lewis, Whitehead (the bald one) and Jon all went pumplexing on Sunday on the south coast of France.
Alex G pumplexed with Llewellyn on valentines day

by Alex Furniss March 3, 2007