Pucker Factor

The pucker factor is a scale by which someone can assign a numerical value,from one to ten,to an occurance or encounter that frightens or terrifies.
This describes the level of reaction of the sphincter during times of crisis.
NOTE:A Pucker Factor of 10 can only be truly achieved upon death or dismemberment.
"G'damn dwarf came up on me in the dark,I thought it was that mean-ass dog for a second,gave me a pucker factor of bout 5.9"
NOTE: This happened to me recently.

"HOLY SHIT,that dude parachuted into a GAWDAMN ALLIGATOR FARM!"
NOTE:There is little doubt the parrachutist reached a PF of 10 easily,perhaps the entire way down.
by CrowTard March 10, 2006
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Trump Pucker

That thing a dog's b-hole does right before it starts to take a shit.
I was gonna bring Rex in from his walk, but he started to Trump Pucker, so I knew he had to go number two.
by JrunkinJedi May 25, 2016
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pucker up

by JAMES MATT November 19, 2014
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Pucker Plugged

A state of constipation. The pucker hole cannot pass any feces due to the bowels being bound via a Binder Knot.
Roger was so constipated he had to visit the emergency room. When the nurse asked about the reason for the visit, he told her he was Pucker Plugged.
by Eaton Holgoode April 16, 2015
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Pucker lines

The lines leading to or away from a puckered anus. Similar to the lines in a balloon knot.
Her pucker lines are similar to her fingerprint as they are specific to her anus and hers alone.
by Silver tongued liar July 02, 2021
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pucker pit

A pucker pit is caused by someone being screwed too many times to the point to where their pucker turns into a pit.
"She finally let me put it in her pucker pit last night!
by Choach Poacher October 17, 2018
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Pucker Winston

The act of taking the tip of one's nose inside another person's rectum, and clenching the cheeks with all your might.
While I was eating out my girlfriend from behind, I received a Pucker Winston.
by The Mysterious Hand January 02, 2011
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