Pubstitute

Verb, meaning something you did In place of going to the pub during lockdown

Tonight my pubstitute will be to sit by the fire and drink beers in my backyard

by AussieScotty August 31, 2021

Pubstomp

A term originating in the game Starcarft, where two or more friends would create a public team game and all join the same team, with the expectation that they would be playing against un-coordinated strangers.

"Hey, I found another friend we can pubstomp with, I'll make a game called '3v3 for fun', join up"

by SteeJanS November 20, 2009

pubsnout

Pub Snout is the snout(Cigarette or Fags) obtained by a Maxi from a person or persons that happen to be outside of a pub

I will give you a Pubsnout for that Email Snout

by MattCodes November 11, 2019

pubsick

Used in the same sense as 'homesick', a phenomenon experienced during the closure of pubs during the Covid-19 lockdown.

Fuck this shit bro I'm feeling pubsick as fuck, I could tongue punch the shit out of a pint right now.

by Bigcoldvic April 4, 2020

Pubsicorn

(During lockdown) - The art of a pub being as illusive as a unicorn.

Guy: Wow, is that pub open?
Other guy: Nah mate, it's just a pubsicorn.
Guy: Aaaah, fuck it!

by Commieninja94 May 19, 2020

pubshut

The utter disbelief to the closure of your local public house.

The pure shock to the realisation the pubs are no longer open, reduces the speaker to only manage single word sentences.

.....pubshut!

by Kevsmith February 12, 2021

Pubservation

Pub-zur-vey-shuhn

an act or instance of noticing or perceiving while conversing at a pub.

an act or instance of regarding attentively or watching certain occurrences that only happen at a pub.

Nick: Is it just me or do you see that nasty looking whore mongering around these skangers to get free drinks?

Johnny: You're right, hell! I just bought that cunt a drink earlier. Nick, me boy, that's a great pubservation.

by Studs Lonigan III October 28, 2023